pre-anal sex check

When a person, usually female, uses their finger to check their anus and make sure there is no fecal matter in the area prior to anal sex.

My bff told me that she always does a pre-anal sex check before anal with a new guy or her man, because the first time she did it his penis came out covered in feces and smelly.

by aNONaMRS July 25, 2014

reality check

Posing as someone bigger than you actually are, in order to check whether that person likes you for who you really are,

i pulled a reality check on him.

by yousaidwriteapseudonym February 11, 2021

invenTORY check

A "bean-counting" assessment dat King George likely performed during da 1770's to determine how many Loyalists he had among his subjects.

Since da colonists were joining da Patriots in droves, just a single invenTORY check might not have yielded reliable results over da long term --- multiple sessions of said numbers-crunching might have been necessary to truly find out how many of da subjects still supported Da Crown.

by QuacksO November 15, 2024

Death Check

Reference to a check received from a recently deceased relative that was loaded and has happened to have left most of their money to one individual.

Have you gotten your death checks in the mail yet? Your uncle must've had it made.

by Shae Dickinson December 23, 2007

Ball Check

When two homies check each others balls after sex.

Hey bro, ball check?
Sure bro

by Djspliyer January 27, 2021

Check English Light

Where you trip over your words or cannot make a complete sentence; may sound like gibberish when trying to say a true sentence. Might jumble sounds together to try to correct your brain to speech process.

"Their bog won't stop darking." (Their dog won't stop barking)

"You underment what I stood" (You understood what I was trying to say)

"I wasspluh something, words and stuff. My Check English Light turned on"

by Izzybaby1312 July 28, 2021

vibe check

To check the vibe

Joe got his vibe tooken away from the vibe checker

by ONW25 December 4, 2019