California Battleship

A woman is floating naked in a pool with her eyes closed. Her man (also naked) goes inside the house and shoves a firework up his ass. He then lites it and runs back to the pool. He sneaks in the pool and lays flat and still. He takes a massive shit in the pool. As the turd exits his asshole, the firework propels the turd under the water straight at the woman, hopefully hitting a hole of his choice. Upon arrival, the man’s torpedo explodes in her, giving her an unforgettable orgasm.

Hey Baxter, can you place another order of mortars for me, I am getting low from my bitches getting so many California Battleships lately.

by Firebird6969 August 14, 2024

Trollbox Battle

Some kind of an object show made by (no name because UD says that) and the script writer is (again, no name)

"Yo have you watched Trollbox Battle?"
"Yeah its so cool"

by UntitledTrollbox August 17, 2024

z battlegrounds

the roblox game with peak balance and hitboxes

Bob says : i fucking hate z battlegrounds
Tom says : ok

by theuhhhtheuhhhtheuhhhtheuhhhth September 11, 2023

Crap battle

A contest where 2 people try to crap as hard as possible.

I think the second guy won the crap battle his crap was bigger.

by Tooftreef September 17, 2023

shat battles

shat battles is a game on roglocks thats inspired by slap battles (totally real ongod frfr)

Person 1: yo lets play some shat battles
Person 2: ok, open up roglocks and ill join you, bitch

by Catiko October 12, 2023

Fortnite Battle Pass

An item you can purchase in fortnite for 950 v-bucks, it normally contains skins, emotes, wraps, etc..

Guy 1: fortnite battle pass, i just shid out my ass
Guy 1: booted up my pc, cause i need me
Guy 1: to get that fortnite battle pass

by Colonel Cornelius Cornwall Jr. October 20, 2023

The Battle Axe

A tough as GD nails kid who consistently overcomes every single obstacle in His way. Through the love and support of family and friends, you can try to slow him down, but good luck. Nasal cannulas, get F’d! O2 levels, bend over and He’ll show you what’s up! Rouge viruses, your mother’s a whore! Getting stronger every day, there is literally nothing that can slow Him down. Dominate enough that He should be feared by many, He is 1000% loved by all. He is truly an inspiration in every sense of the word.

Peach Daiquiri Dave: I heard The Battle Axe is teaching cowboys how to ride bulls.

Chef Kevin: No way, I heard he is teaching hockey players how to fight.

TT: Trust me when I tell you, you’re both wrong. He is teaching blacksmiths how to swing their f’n hammers.

by Falcon Thunder Fist December 16, 2023