The league in which every animal takes part in and often results in death from trying to dodge cars.
Each year they have a memorial day February 16th for all the animals who have died partaking in people dodging.
The acronym is ALPD.
Each year they have a memorial day February 16th for all the animals who have died partaking in people dodging.
The acronym is ALPD.
Geoff: I ran over a squirrel today.
Barry: Well, he must of been taking part in the Animal League of People Dodging.
Barry: Well, he must of been taking part in the Animal League of People Dodging.
by someone thought of you October 29, 2010
Get the Animal League of People Dodgingmug. French fries ordered with onions, cheese, and burger sauce off of the secret menu at IN n OUT burger. Also when a french fry has sex with another french fry animal style, aka doggy style.
Last night I smoked so much Charlie Sheen OG that I ordered my french fries animal style @ IN N OUT Burger.
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 19, 2017
Get the french fries animal stylemug. The worst insult that can be said by someone, once said, unspeakable things will happen. Even "No U" cant deflect this.
John: your mother gay
Dave: your animal kingdom is dumb
John instantly turns into dust and god weeps while heaven falls apart.
Dave: your animal kingdom is dumb
John instantly turns into dust and god weeps while heaven falls apart.
by Egg_meme_6.9 May 19, 2018
Get the ur animal kingdom is dumbmug. (THE INFORMATION MIGHT NOT BE ACCURATE. ALSO, I AM A FORMER ANIME FAN)
are you a weeb/anime watcher? are you a normal member in this abnormal community?
Yes? then... you've probably discover an unholy part of this community..
The Body Pillow Community
Out of all the dating options... A Girl, A Boy, A Cardboard box, A DOG... you chose a body pillow
are you really into pillows made out of cotton? do you love fucking pillows? are you Pillowsexual? are you an Objectophile?
The Lolicons (pedophiles)
They are basically the spirit animals of EDP, they love when a child with big eyes is either bare naked or is wearing a bikini.
EW, JUST EW. why do they exist?
The hentai Community
Y'know? they deserve a separate section, so I'll simplify the meaning:
Basically, they masturbate over a anime-styled sex comic, some of them hate the ugly bastard genre cause it resembles them
I have no quotes for this one, so wait for the "separate section"
So if you were in one of these communities... go outside, shower for once, and watch the sun (not directly)
I don't really give a single fuck about the Hentai community, still go outside.
and if you're a lolicon, please go inside a solitary confinement.
are you a weeb/anime watcher? are you a normal member in this abnormal community?
Yes? then... you've probably discover an unholy part of this community..
The Body Pillow Community
Out of all the dating options... A Girl, A Boy, A Cardboard box, A DOG... you chose a body pillow
are you really into pillows made out of cotton? do you love fucking pillows? are you Pillowsexual? are you an Objectophile?
The Lolicons (pedophiles)
They are basically the spirit animals of EDP, they love when a child with big eyes is either bare naked or is wearing a bikini.
EW, JUST EW. why do they exist?
The hentai Community
Y'know? they deserve a separate section, so I'll simplify the meaning:
Basically, they masturbate over a anime-styled sex comic, some of them hate the ugly bastard genre cause it resembles them
I have no quotes for this one, so wait for the "separate section"
So if you were in one of these communities... go outside, shower for once, and watch the sun (not directly)
I don't really give a single fuck about the Hentai community, still go outside.
and if you're a lolicon, please go inside a solitary confinement.
Excuses of The Horny three of the anime community
"I don't need a gf" yes, you don't need one, but there's one thing you really need... it's Therapy.
ya see this quote? It's the most common excuse those "people" use to cuddle a softbody solid object.
"But, shesh 8000 years old" What if you, a 35 year old fat bitch, met the child looking "8000 year old" magical girl, and then kissed in public, that sorry excuse ain't gonna save your ass from the 2000V Chair.
"she's a goddess"
"But she's legal" You REALLY like Jail, You want to stick your weewee into a child's spot cause she's "Legal".
"I don't need a gf" yes, you don't need one, but there's one thing you really need... it's Therapy.
ya see this quote? It's the most common excuse those "people" use to cuddle a softbody solid object.
"But, shesh 8000 years old" What if you, a 35 year old fat bitch, met the child looking "8000 year old" magical girl, and then kissed in public, that sorry excuse ain't gonna save your ass from the 2000V Chair.
"she's a goddess"
"But she's legal" You REALLY like Jail, You want to stick your weewee into a child's spot cause she's "Legal".
by Lictionary August 21, 2022
Get the The Horny three of the anime communitymug. “Hey, do you know any one who would baby sit my hamster?”
“Yah man! I know just the person. Ivy, She the best! She can watch any animals! My turtle is so happy and he loves her! Totally recommend!!”
Ivy the animal take carer best animal baby sitter ever!
“Yah man! I know just the person. Ivy, She the best! She can watch any animals! My turtle is so happy and he loves her! Totally recommend!!”
Ivy the animal take carer best animal baby sitter ever!
by Takumi123 November 12, 2018
Get the Ivy the animal take carermug. A largely over-rated character who is worth a ton of NMTs (Nook Miles Tickets) and also worth a ton of bells. People have also sold him for real life money and Raymond is worth about $50 USD.
"Hey do you have Raymond from Animal Crossing on your island?"
"Yeah, I bought him for 500 NMTs"
"Why? He's just a cat in a game, and Nook Miles Tickets are expensive"
"I like him ok?"
"Yeah, I bought him for 500 NMTs"
"Why? He's just a cat in a game, and Nook Miles Tickets are expensive"
"I like him ok?"
by Taxe May 15, 2020
Get the Raymond from Animal Crossingmug. by DerekChro02 May 4, 2022
Get the Beat a anime girl daymug.