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Alabama Mudbath

A man extracts feces onto a girls chest then proceed to insert ones male appendage into a female vagina. Then rub the feces into the breasts with the hands.
I performed an Alabama Mudbath for 3 hours straight.
by History Inc. March 16, 2011
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Alabama

Where real rednecks come from.
People say Tennessee is full of rednecks, but that’s not true. Alabama is where all the rednecks are.
by Ride like the wind June 22, 2019
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Alabama

A state in the southern portion of the USA. It remains as a hidden beauty of natural green and lush land marred by the ugly native populace. The general misconception of Alabama as being completely void of intelligence is not without reason. It did have a degree of intellectual development back during the space race creating small hubs of intelligent people. You will on very rare occasions meet 1 Alabamian who will be happy to talk about culture or the holographic memory theory and how it relates to fluctlights in the brain. But those few will be like an island among the great sea of stupidity around. Most of the populace you will find have IQ so low you have to dig under the floor boards to see them.

It is often equated in dictionaries that most Alabamians have the intelligence of a dog but that has been rescinded as insulting to dogs and surmounts to animal abuse. But the fact remains that since most Alabamians can't even equate their base line cognitive functions to animals that many must be given a test in order to marry outside of their state line otherwise consummation would legally be equivalent to beastiality. This is yet another reason why most senators from the south think rape and incest shouldn't be outlawed or stand as grounds for abortion since they consider it the primary form of reproduction (ex Steven King republican politician )
Hillbillies all come from alabama
by Pippin Jay August 20, 2019
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Alabama Peck

The act of punching someone in the face as hard as you can. Like I’m talking really rocking someone’s shit.
If Dave keeps up with his shit I’m gonna have to give him an Alabama Peck .
by Fuck Yah Life BingBong December 1, 2021
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Alabama

A person of romantic interest, or who someone thinks is one's romantic interest.
"I like him, he is my Alabama."

"You guys talk a lot. Is she your Alabama?"
by Vix97 January 2, 2025
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Alabama Sandwich

A piece of bread in between two other pieces of bread.
An inbred sandwich.
I would rather eat an Alabama Sandwich than water for lunch.
Hey, check out Max eating an Alabama Sandwich!
Wow! They're selling Alabama Sandwiches at the fair! Only $5!
by qt49 June 17, 2021
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Alabama hot pocket

a move where one spreads open the vagina and the other shits in the open vagina.
Guy:" Ayo bro me and my girl did a Alabama hot pocket las night"
Guy2: "Damn fr dogg?"
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