A "dresser buddy" is a friend with benefits that is only interested in having sex on or against a dresser. It is a specific kink that is had.
"My dresser buddy is coming over today so she can be railed in her designated spot. Who am i to judge her kink when she gets as wild as she does."
by Cap'nTurbo December 31, 2021
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by Novaishot January 06, 2021
A Chilly Buddy is a little dog that is on a walk in the middle of the winter with a cute sweater on.
“That’s a cute dog you got there, Mr. Example!”
“Yeah, everyone calls him cute! That’s because he is! Do you want to pet him?”
“Sure!” pets
“He’s one Chilly Buddy!”
“Yeah, everyone calls him cute! That’s because he is! Do you want to pet him?”
“Sure!” pets
“He’s one Chilly Buddy!”
by “Ramen Noodles” October 07, 2019
An acquaintance that you have for the sole purpose of text messaging them when you are bored or otherwise free of time. The extent of your relationship typically stays at the level of superficial text message exchanges and rarely (if ever) blossoms into a real world interaction.
(Immediately following a fender bender)
Victim: Didn't you see the red light and the wall of cars in front of you?
(Quickly shuffling to put away their phone)
Defendant: I know...but I just had to check out this cat video that my bus stop buddy sent me . You know its all about priorities in life!
Victim: Didn't you see the red light and the wall of cars in front of you?
(Quickly shuffling to put away their phone)
Defendant: I know...but I just had to check out this cat video that my bus stop buddy sent me . You know its all about priorities in life!
by teilhardo February 21, 2016
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