International Fuck Trump Day

June 14th is International Fuck Trump Day

#FuckTrumpDay

@InternationalFuckTrumpDay

Even though every day is a Fuck Trump Day, June 14th is the official International Fuck Trump Day

#FuckTrumpDay

by @InternationalFuckTrumpDay June 3, 2017

Monkey girl fuck slave

A girl that can contort herself in a monkey like position and that is a damn good fuck slave.

My wife wanted a new nick name. I told her lets name you Monkey girl fuck Slave after she gave me head while she hung her head over the side of the bed. Kind of like skull fucking but on a different level.

by DAX December 25, 2012

way to fuck up my a

when you are trying to writhe the letter A, and some asshole bumps into you and messes it up

"What are you doing?"
"Just writing the alphabet, i just started"
man bumps into him
"way to fuck up my a"

by coronakid July 28, 2009

put the fucking lotion in the basket

A command or ultimatum of the most serious and possibly life-threatening nature. Happens one someone careens too closely to your personal space.

Dude 1: "Dude, I took a brewski from your fridge, hope you don't mind"

Dude 2: "No sweat, bro knock yourself out!"

Dude 1: "Sweet! Then you won't mind that I pilfered some of your stash too?"

Dude 2: "PUT THE FUCKING LOTION IN THE BASKET!!"

by zeromyhero January 28, 2014

To Samuel L. Fucking Jackson

vb.) The ultimate ass kicking. When a black man says, "I'm gonna Samuel L. Fucking Jackson yo ass!" You know he means it.

Ex.) To Samuel L. Fucking Jackson:
"What did you do last night?"
--"I Samuel L. Fucking Jacksoned someone for keying my car."

by Kim MOTHERFUCKING Weems December 9, 2008

fuck you, got mine

Phrase

1. When you Ignore or show disapprove of someone because they didn't take the precautionary steps to prepare for a situation, and you have.

2. When you acquired your interest in a situation or objective, and feel that you have no more responsibility to completing that situation or objective.

Example 1: Expo Visit

Friend 1: I forgot to buy a Expo Ticket, so lets go wait in line.

Friend 2: Fuck you, got mine.
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Example 2: Video Games

Friend 1: Finally, I found the strongest weapon for my character.

friend 2: well lets just finish the mission so I can get something too.

Friend 1: Fuck you, got mine.

DISCONNECTED.

by Kobolt September 13, 2013

Oh My Jesus Fuck

Expression used when extremely shocked or suprised by something very unexpected

"That bikini bandit is about to shoot all the g-mart exectutives!"
"OH MY JESUS FUCK!!"

by Jackstepher January 9, 2008