Shits in my nutella jar

Another way of saying that something gets on your nerves

Stacy: Hey, have you seen Jeff?
Zach: Nah, I've been avoiding him, that guy really shits in my nutella jar.

by lemmingdos October 2, 2014

Trash Shit

Someone who gives terrible sex or someone who is a hoe that is your only option because they are easy or available.

Elijah is trash shit but he can shake that shit on tiktok.

by Mr. Trash Shit May 12, 2022

shit cracker

you know when you take a shit and have left over that you couldn't wipe and it gets hard and cakes on your ass? thats called a shit cracker.

i stuck my hand in his ass and pulled out 20 shit crackers.

by Digothy March 12, 2023

Shit Hawk

A shit hawk is something that has been coming your way for a long long time just too one day swoop down and take a big shit on you and your life.

Shitty shit shitty shit hawk

by Mr.Unknown0 December 9, 2021

Oh shit

Famous last words.

David was working under his car and knocked his jack.

"Oh shit"

by AtlanticComputer September 16, 2020

shit-hustler

An online marketer/pushy salesperson. Someone who aggressively promotes products and courses, through Facebook ads, YouTube pre-rolls, Google AdWords etc. promising vast sums of wealth within an unbelievably short time period.

Keala Kanae is a greasy shit-hustler.
I saw another Tai Lopez ad on YouTube... yeah, that Tai Lopez... the greasy shit-hustler.
Holy shit there's a lot of these greasy shit-hustlers popping up all over YouTube!!!
Alex Becker... yeah he's a greasy shit-hustler.
Grant Cardone, has become a greasy shit hustler.

by Greasy Shit-hustler February 10, 2019

Bird shit

When a man is jacking off and does a flip and spunk’s mid flip

Wow he really managed to do a “bird shit”

by Evan1510 July 30, 2019