doo doo dinky shit

When the tummy grumbling and you pull a flash to the b-room and unlock you booty hole and deliver the doo doo and it makes a dink like sound as it hits the water
Guy 1: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *RUNS TO THE BATHROOM AND SHITS AS IT DINKS ON THE WATER*
Also Guy 1: "Thats sum doo doo dinky shit"
by Prubz June 08, 2021
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kinda gotta shit

someone who has to shit, but doesnt wanna say "I HAVE TO FUCKING SHIT"
#1 : yo waddup

#2 : oh shit uhhmm..

#1 : wha?

#2 : i auhh.. i kinda gotta shit... yeah..
by VampireVal July 01, 2023
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shit boy

General insult to anyone with below intelligence or general dislike. Commonly changed to 'Shit girl' or any other such word in the English slang 'dictionary.

E.g:'Chicken boy!' (also first word should be spoken with extended syllables.)
'What you doing this weekend?' 'Nothing with you
Shit boy!'
by CheekyPotato January 29, 2024
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Shit boy

A majestic beast that only rises and lurks out of his cave at around 11am. His alarm, a cheerful playground filled with 4 year olds across the road. The laughter of the children makes the beast feel a certain way. He creeps down the passage , and leans around the corner and growls his mating call “ urghhhh “.

Some of you may ask why the highly territorial and viscous animal is called “ shit boy”. It is a tragic villain back story I tell you, but to sum it up quickly, he shat himself on the bus ( how grubby ).

Shit boys hobbies include playing fifa, eating and ripping bitch sized bongs. The terrific specimen also likes to hit his friends. But shit boy is alright
Oh my fuck shit boy why did you break the couch
by Cuck Lord August 24, 2022
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tripped and ate shit

To trip and fall really hard on your back or face.
Dude i just tripped and ate shit so hard
Dude i just fell on my face so hard
by @l3xig May 03, 2022
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Bull shitting messer

Someone who wastes peoples time by generally taking verbal diarrhoea 99% of the time , they think they know everything but the more the bullshit the more you realise there full of crap
Bloody hell that Carlines at it again , non stop bullshit from moment I walked thru the door . Man he's such a bull shitting messer
by Thethruth13 October 23, 2023
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