School is another word for prison
Person 1: I went to prison when I was 6 and stayed for 12 years!
Person 2: What prison?
Person 1: It was called school!
Person 2: What prison?
Person 1: It was called school!
by ratchetgirl6969 February 9, 2015
Get the Schoolmug. Dad: How was school today?
Kid: Today was the best school day of my life
Dad: That’s wonderful!!!
Kid: No it’s not!!! we had 69 tests, all 10 nerds in the class reminded the teacher of the homework, I got beat up 5 times, I stepped on a lego, the cafeteria food sent me to the hospital, I got approximately 601 pounds of homework, and I got detention because some kid who thought he was funny told on me for something I didn’t do! I don’t wanna go to school! I wanna be a fucking gamer!!!!!!1!1
Dad: i forgot to buy the milk
Kid: Today was the best school day of my life
Dad: That’s wonderful!!!
Kid: No it’s not!!! we had 69 tests, all 10 nerds in the class reminded the teacher of the homework, I got beat up 5 times, I stepped on a lego, the cafeteria food sent me to the hospital, I got approximately 601 pounds of homework, and I got detention because some kid who thought he was funny told on me for something I didn’t do! I don’t wanna go to school! I wanna be a fucking gamer!!!!!!1!1
Dad: i forgot to buy the milk
by SevenFootRatsRatsAlongHisRats August 19, 2022
Get the Schoolmug. A small public schoolin south jersey run by mr leekypants. the students are are absolute assholes and have nothing good to say about anyone. The teachers are either expired or sexist and every student is homophobic. This school is where the snobby rich parents send their kids.
Hey, did you hear about the student from "Upper Township Middle School" who killed them self from being bullied too much?
Wow, that's insane.
Wow, that's insane.
by MegaMommyMilf January 7, 2022
Get the Upper Township Middle Schoolmug. The lowest it can get. There is drug trafficing more trafficing constant cases of assalult and harassment, drug trafficing and fights. Brutal fights. Not to mention the pupils are constantly making out and hooking up, and getting into relationships too young. Its not like their mormon. over all this school needs major but i think it all comes down to one problem, liberals. Think about it, the liberals let ppl in and out or border with drugs which responds to my problem with drug trafficing. as for assault and harrasment, well look no further then Bill Clinton, harrasing people sexually. As for relationships too young thats their parents problem, a majority of which are in fact liberal. I would never let my daughter get into a relationship middle school age and im a conservative so liberals are the problem and have to go.
by TonkerBall November 22, 2017
Get the North Bridge Middle Schoolmug. When everybody in the group chat is sending dumb shit avoiding their responsibilities for the next day. Founded by EB, typically applies to Snapchat group chats later than 10 pm
“This some School Night Vibes right here”, Sameh says after Rajan finished talking about how he would fuck Evan, “For the boys” while procrastinating his Physics Lab
by formerjuicyback September 22, 2019
Get the School Night Vibesmug. A person who is not good enough for a friend so they are downgraded to a friend from school
Basically meaning they don’t like them enough to be a real friend.
Basically meaning they don’t like them enough to be a real friend.
by Boi bacon June 4, 2020
Get the Friend from schoolmug.