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You. You is perfect. You is a wonderful and caring thing. You is loved
Me: I am proud of you.
(Yes you. The person reading. I'm proud of you. I love you so much.)
by StevenJobs420 July 15, 2023
mugGet the Youmug.

you act like a kid

You act like you ain’t got no type of sense and act like your 2 years of age
“You act like a kid you act like ain’t got no sense like you you 2 years old like my nephew grow up stop acting like a kid it’s not funny.
by Kaykayorkay November 8, 2022
mugGet the you act like a kidmug.

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by Adujasty343 May 26, 2025
mugGet the <.7.9.7.6.>Oh, THere You Are, oH<.7.9.7.6.>mug.

Do you want to build a snowman?

Discretely asking someone if they want to do Cocaine.

Humorously inspired by Disney's Frozen.
by DarthBombad May 3, 2024
mugGet the Do you want to build a snowman?mug.

how long do you take to wake up in the morning?

lightly insulting joke used to ask someone how dumb they are, making a comparison to old and slightly stupid computers, that take a long time to turn on.
that make me ask myself , how long do you take to wake up in the morning? cause how can you say something so dumb so securely..
by jokesasigo_ August 31, 2025
mugGet the how long do you take to wake up in the morning?mug.

You're Dad is gay, and you never knew

In the context that the person didn't know.
Your dad is gay, and you never knew.
Person 1: You're Dad is gay, and you never knew.
Person 2: "Huh? How can this be!?"
by Buttergoblin2003 May 7, 2025
mugGet the You're Dad is gay, and you never knewmug.

may the mods bless you

Also known as may the jannies bless you.
By uttering this phrase you're wishing your desired target to be banned.
someone: *shills for cuntpitalism*
me: may the mods bless you!
by #LGCC9CCPP September 1, 2021
mugGet the may the mods bless youmug.

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