One upmanship: "I went to Bali for a week" reply "sounds good, I just got back from a month in Europe" or "just had a shit" reply "man I just took 2 shits"
Oh no two shitted again!
by Messhall April 13, 2018
I see trees of green, red roses too
I see them bloom for me and you
And I think to myself what a wonderful shit
I see skies of blue and clouds of white
The bright blessed day, the dark sacred night
And I think to myself what a wonderful shit
The colors of the rainbow so pretty in the sky
I see them bloom for me and you
And I think to myself what a wonderful shit
I see skies of blue and clouds of white
The bright blessed day, the dark sacred night
And I think to myself what a wonderful shit
The colors of the rainbow so pretty in the sky
Are also on the faces of people going by
I see friends shaking hands saying how do you do
They're really saying I shit on You
I hear babies cry, I watch then grow
They'll learn much more than I'll never know
And I think to myself what a wonderful shit
Yes I think to myself what a wonderful shit
Oh, Yes!
I see friends shaking hands saying how do you do
They're really saying I shit on You
I hear babies cry, I watch then grow
They'll learn much more than I'll never know
And I think to myself what a wonderful shit
Yes I think to myself what a wonderful shit
Oh, Yes!
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by Dubfible May 19, 2019
a golden duck statue that you shoved up your friends ass without consent.
It is often used as an insult for people who are really annoying, musty af or both
It is often used as an insult for people who are really annoying, musty af or both
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