After an inebriated female sexual partner passes out during or before intercourse, you jizz in their hair and shit on their chest. Then you leave.
Hey (Insert name here), we gotta get leave, NOW! I just Milwaukie Two-Stepped that skank! We gotta go before she wakes up!
by Spassmacher April 19, 2009
Get the Milwaukie Two-Stepmug. "That bitch is totally two-block hot. She looked good from down the street, but up close... meth mouth, dude!"
by twenty3skidoo March 16, 2008
Get the two-block hotmug. Much like docking: two un-circumsized men: one man puts the head of his penis, with foreskin over it, into another man's foreskin.
Tom, and bill were bored and decided to be adventurous and not just dock, but have two pigs in a blanket
by Daveystyles11 December 16, 2011
Get the two pigs in a blanketmug. im not shure how to use that unless u are looking thrugh someones window and saying to ur freind : look its a monster with two backs.
by mr. whoopie September 10, 2006
Get the monster with two backsmug. The verizon wireless employee was electricuted when he shot a load of two-ball compound into the light-bulb socket.
by chumley February 17, 2005
Get the two-ball compoundmug. As made popular by "How I Met Your Mother"
When a girl most likely in Canada as it is a Canadian sex act is wearing nothing but two skates on her hands
When a girl most likely in Canada as it is a Canadian sex act is wearing nothing but two skates on her hands
Stan: Aw, man you should have seen Natalia she I walked in from the ice rink and she was doing the two handed zamboni!
Ron: Nice!
Ron: Nice!
by Beauvoirismygirl January 8, 2012
Get the Two handed Zambonimug. A nasty hooker on the street who looks so bad and smells so bad to the point where her price of sex for two nasties would come out to $5.used as an insult
by Et DA cancer March 18, 2017
Get the two for fivemug.