sam vanderhoeven

Tha dirtiest FLO (aka the mullet of a life time)

"Damn bro did you see that Sam Vanderhoeven!"
"Yea that was dirty af"

by King Bash March 6, 2017

sam baimbridge

a guy who likes getting jow blobs and has an octobussy

you my friend , are a sam baimbridge

by sexywhore101 October 12, 2020

Sam

Hard working, management material. However won’t ever let you have a day off sick, will make you say cringey things and has magic spunk.

Do you want a sammy special?

by Est2034 November 25, 2021

Sam

A male with female emotion and intuition. A feeler not a thinker. A lesbian trapped in a male body. A tragedy within a Trajic tragedy.

Do you know Sam ? Yes he’s a Trajic tragedy.

by Trendy tragedy November 22, 2021

Sam

His is a total douche bag and loses all of his friends. He is very mean to his friends but says it is his personality.

Wow that guy is totally a sam.

by Theonetheonlymoses June 19, 2020

Tesla Sams

A thiccc hoe who goes from guy to guy because she’s too insecure to actually believes someone likes her. She’s the human embodiment of a retarded golden retriever. And looks like she would be a cheerleader but lacks the requirements to do so. She’s so desperate to have a BF that she goes from a hobbit to an emo in less than for months.

I pulled a Tesla Sams. I broke up with a guy because he treated me right then spent a year chasing after a guy who treated me like garbage.

by TheVilleTea August 12, 2019

Sam Fallacy

The uncontrollable urge to assume that wanting to sleep with your friends' moms is just something everyone does. It's less about logic and more about projecting your own instincts onto the world.

"He said it like it was normal—classic Sam Fallacy vibes."

by Rusty767 January 1, 2025