Two Way Street

Not exactly a street but a path to a relationship involving two people.Whether it's boyfriend and girlfriend or just being with a relative/friend.

Ron Weasely:Harry!Did you and Hermoine break up yet?o_o
Harry Potter:No Ron,we're still on a two way street.=/
Ron Weasely:Aww,blimey!I'm still on the single road right now!T__T*sobs*

by marstar94 April 06, 2008

two-block hot

When a woman looks attractive from a distance, but considerably less attractive up close.

"That bitch is totally two-block hot. She looked good from down the street, but up close... meth mouth, dude!"

by twenty3skidoo March 17, 2008

two pigs in a blanket

Much like docking: two un-circumsized men: one man puts the head of his penis, with foreskin over it, into another man's foreskin.

Tom, and bill were bored and decided to be adventurous and not just dock, but have two pigs in a blanket

by Daveystyles11 December 12, 2011

Milwaukie Two-Step

After an inebriated female sexual partner passes out during or before intercourse, you jizz in their hair and shit on their chest. Then you leave.

Hey (Insert name here), we gotta get leave, NOW! I just Milwaukie Two-Stepped that skank! We gotta go before she wakes up!

by Spassmacher April 19, 2009

two zeros

generally defined as wheels on a car. Two zeros, four zeros - motor bike (not garage racing).

{ Bruv one: Yo homes, nice ride essai.
Colgate guy: yer blud, got myself a new whip, got nos, suspenison, dual exaust, combustion engine, turbo.
Bruv two: shit you got all that stashed on two zeros?
Colgate: playa, you saying i lying, i outta kirb you and do my dirty business in your mouth.
Bruv: basse me coulo, bendicko.
Colgate guy: shiny whites; my days, draw for d' b-bat, crack, you aint wise cracking now 4 ball.

by Robert H March 08, 2006

two for five

A nasty hooker on the street who looks so bad and smells so bad to the point where her price of sex for two nasties would come out to $5.used as an insult

Jim:lindsey is soooo hot
Frank : naw man shes a two for five

by Et DA cancer March 19, 2017

monster with two backs

n. (or v. add: making the)
2 ppl having sex

im not shure how to use that unless u are looking thrugh someones window and saying to ur freind : look its a monster with two backs.

by mr. whoopie September 11, 2006