1. Sarcasm
2. What people with no lives think about the internets
We were shocked when that n00b didn't realise the internet is serious business :O
by Homoriffic December 12, 2006
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Being addicted to a website (in this case urbandictionary.com) is as strong and unhealhty as being on heroin. Therefore the Internet junkie must seek out the Methadone (in this case bluelight.nu) to rehabilitate his heroin addiction. Usually it results in the user transferring his fix from heroin (urbandictionary) to Methadone (bluelight) and then he is hooked again.
by Diego December 12, 2003
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how are your internets

A phrase that comprises a filler introductory question for a friend on the internet and net speak. It is often used with "hay thar" or another appropriate greeting. Synonymous with "how are you doing?" IRL.
hay thar it's been forever how are your internets this evening?
by Flizzo My Nizzo November 16, 2006
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my Internet connection

Trash my Internet connection is trash
by qwerty14564 March 17, 2021
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fulltime internet homo

Pretty much just Daniel Howell.
This happens when you „meant“ to say fulltime internet hobo....
I quit COLLEGE to become a fulltime internet homo, I MEAN HOBO. Gosh.“
by Strange Phangirl January 02, 2018
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pro-slow internet

another word for anti-5G
anti 5G, more like pro-slow internet.
by antipeta222 February 07, 2021
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Cosmic Internet/Cosmicnet

Cosmic Internet/Cosmicnet:
This is a concept that was first used in a short story by the author Victor Darnell Hadnot. It is based on a theory that at the nano-subatomic level, the universe can be used as a mainframe, to house and retrieve information. All one has to do is understand the fundamental subspace structures and then the universe can be used to store information. The ability to communicate at the super-subspace level throughout the entire universe.
Cosmic Internet/Cosmicnet:
1. The practical theory that the universe contains all the knowledge and information of all the worlds within it.
2. The ability to communicate with other worlds through such a subspace field.
3. The fundamental theory of Millakilonano Fluid Theory, in which at the super-subspace level, the universe acts like water, presenting the three basic states of water, a solid, a liquid, and a gas. While not H2O, the subspace ether acts like water. Being able to produce waves, vibrations, and transforms, all acting in concert.
by Paul Chambers, Phd. January 18, 2011
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