Canadian Shitstorm

When passing geese, shit bomb you from the sky.

I was sledding and all of a sudden I got stuck in a Canadian Shitstorm

by BeccaAce February 6, 2021

Canadian Skyscraper

when a girl under 5'4" rides a dudes face that is over 5'10" while standing

buddy i gave emily a canadian skyscraper last night

by Bustta_Nudda_Budda August 29, 2019

Canadian Cap'n

The informal name often attributed to one who satisfies both 1) being from Canada (often Ontario), and 2) often partaking in replacing full balanced meals with Cap'n Crunch® cereal and creepy bagged milk.

What's all the fuss aboot? Aye, must be another Canadian Cap'n on lunch break!

by Phillip Rex November 23, 2017

Canadian BBQ

Situation where someone exposes themselves into being vulnerable to verbal abuse mutiple times over and over on one specific topic with more cursing then nessicary mainly 'fuck' by an angry canadian

"Ohh its about to be a canadian bbq for you, and we aint having beer or cooking steaks bud roasts only lets go, your driving is so bad, a fucking deer antler can stay straighter than you, when they say check your goddamn blind spots you close your fuckin eyes, when you park you pull in like fuckin lahey flabbergasted to absolute shit hitting two signs and a fuckin leprechaun, their so small you know how fuckin hard that is?"

by LilDank June 24, 2024

Canadian Encore

The sexual act of ejaculating into your partner's hands and then, they in turn, clap their hands feverishly back into your face.

The ultimate climax to our hot sex session ended with a Canadian Encore...my face was caked with semen splatter

by Voidlessly June 29, 2023

Canadian

A snowman

Hey look! It's a Canadian
That.. is a snowman

by The Man With A Fedora November 6, 2020

Canadians

what you get when you put french people in the woods

what a bunch of canadians

by Paul_Walkers_Scrotum7613 August 24, 2019