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Sock N' Vag

the act of shoving a used sock of either the male or female that just had sexual intercourse without a condom. the male bursts and the female is left with his manly juices oozing from her beaver. a sock is placed partially inside this entrance to absorb these fluids her partner left behind.
"Becky felt she was ready to pull the sock out because she was done emptying her vagina of Dillon's semen."

She demonstrated the "Sock N' Vag"

"Promptly after exploding inside of me, my boyfriend was sweet enough to put his sock inside of my vagina."

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by <3me22baby<3 July 19, 2009
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pink sock rock

Also known as emo-butt-rock it refers to the genre of shitty emo music that a bunch of socially retarded morons listen to. They like to sit around and butt fuck each other while listening to Atreyu and other fake fucking O.C. bands, and since they only use their tears as lube it often leads to a Pink Sock or an inverted anus.
Dean listens to a bunch of pink sock rock. Atreyu eats a fatty fucking cock! Fuck O.C. and fuck Pink Sock Rock. Cheer up you fucking douche bags!!!
by Dan Jacobs of Atreyu November 27, 2007
mugGet the pink sock rockmug.

red tube sock

When engaged in anal sex, you pull out very quickly causing her rectum to invert, creating the "red tube sock."
by Barkley Jones December 5, 2013
mugGet the red tube sockmug.

Pink Sock Leash

When you give someone a pink sock, then drag them around by the dangling excess.
by CallOfHalo28 December 3, 2011
mugGet the Pink Sock Leashmug.

seattle sock job

A person shits in a sock and beats someone with it.
my friend pissed me off last night,so tonight Im going to give him a seattle sock job
by milwwi53215 October 31, 2007
mugGet the seattle sock jobmug.

Pink Sock Taco

While vigorously engaged in anal sex, you quickly pull out, causing your female partner to experience a pink sock. You then head down south to lick her wound and enjoy a pink taco at the same time.
Hey Dover, you hungry? Naw, I just enjoyed a nice pink sock taco from the married chick from the call center. Thanks for the offer though!
by SD T-Bag April 18, 2009
mugGet the Pink Sock Tacomug.

Putting socks on a rooster

To say that the task at hand is "like putting socks on a rooster" says that it is a very daunting and nearly impossible feat.
Getting all these kids to stand still while waiting for cake is "like putting socks on a rooster".
by Enigmanate November 25, 2015
mugGet the Putting socks on a roostermug.

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