59 Second Challenge

When a sexual partner tries to make a man orgasm in under a minute

Man: Hey babe, wanna try the 59 second challenge?

Woman: Yes of course. Oral or vaginal?
Male: why not both?

by JakeEC August 21, 2025

second-handed

When you weren’t invited directly by the host of an event, but got in through someone else’s invite. Often feels like a social snub if you know the host and expected them to ask you personally.

“I didn’t get the invite from Sarah — I was second-handed through Tom.”

“Don’t second-hand me, just ask me yourself.”

by supahectic September 4, 2025

Second Lead Syndrome

Second Lead Syndrome is when the main character of a show/book is in a love triangle and the main character is leaning towards the primary lead/ the first love interest but the audience is rooting for the second lead/ the second love interest to end up with the main character.

Me: “Ugh, I really want belly to end up with Conrad, they have YEARNED for each other !!”

Friend: “Oh wow, you’ve got second lead syndrome bad”

by GraceFace08 September 8, 2025

Second tragedy of 9/11

The day two individuals who go by the name Angela and sam begin dating on 9/11

"It reminds me of the second tragedy of 9/11"

by The second tragedy of 9/11 September 11, 2025

second down

when the “first down” doesn’t go as planned and u need a “second down” in order to keep the play alive. a time to huddle up, re-evaluate, and change the play in order to get a first down (or complete your goal).

Guy 1: Hey bro how was ur game this weekend?
Guy 2: Not good we lost.

Guy 1: That’s alright it’s a long season.

Guy 2: Yeah it’s only second down. Lot of time left on the clock.

by the one of one September 14, 2025

0.0001 seconds after

A playful terminology used by internet memes to convey the idea of "as soon as." It emphasizes the immediacy of an action, often in a humorous or exaggerated manner.

I'll get started on that project 0.0001 seconds after you send me the details!

by Emotional Cruiser September 19, 2025

Frames Per Second (FPS)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Frames Per Second (FPS)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025