bakers cock ring

A Bakers Cock Ring is when one (usually elderly men) raps a twist tie around their cock to pervert it from leaking.

I used to leak everywhere before I started using a Bakers cock ring

by Ipoopmypants.com February 17, 2022

Mid ring

Dude 1: You know that game Mid ring?

Dude 2: Oh you mean Elden Ring, yeah what about it.

Dude 1: It's a copy and paste of dark souls 3, but there's one new move, jump.

Dude 2: Mid Ring...

"Mid Ring sucks so bad, I rated it -0/10, and refunded it."

by fatmanfullofhate April 10, 2022

Constrictor rings

Constrictor rings, are circumferential indentations in a long turd, created by taking pauses, tightening your sphincter, and then continuing with your business

After eating the whole brisket, I left constrictor rings in my big foot sized bowel movement.

by N. Chastain June 4, 2023

Ring burner shit

A liquid shit that after shitting feels like a spent rocket

Just had a ring burner shit in the Taco Bell bathroom

by anonymous January 13, 2022

ring carrier

A plastic manufactured item made entirely or in part from plastic, that is formed in the shape of a series of deformable rings or bands that are designed to surround beverage containers in order to carry them together.

Cashier: Here is your drink.
Customer: May I have some a ring carrier to hold it?

by aka_painkiller November 6, 2023

Septum Ring Theory

The Septum Ring Theory is a term towards leftist extremists and sexists who think they‘re always right and have an inflated ego. This heavily applies to women, but some of the pick me men also use these.

Septum Ring Theory

by JosephineK November 10, 2025

chili ring

a booty whole

" He ate my chili ring" "my chili ring ringing" "my chili ring itch" " yo chili ring stank"

by Bebasicalwaystyty October 28, 2021