The great pee hoax

In 1839, a man by the name of Waldron poopcock wanted to play a prank on his pee in ass loving wife. He coated his urethra with earwax, and then busted a load. It seemed like pee, but in reality, he had finally busted his precious nut inside his wife! When she learned about the prank during to cum bring in her diarrhea, she shot and killed him.
Ronny: I’m gonna recreate the great pee hoax of 1839 with my girl!

Dicky: no! Don’t do it Ronny!
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adam pee

can adam pee eat my mom
no
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pee dime

The dime you find between two stalls in a bathroom that you want to get but cant because its covered in pee
Jon: bro do you have a dime I could borrow
Jack: no there was one in the stalls but it was a pee dime
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Bare pees

Big man Kyle from down the street won the lottery he’s got bare pees now
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Pee boy

A pee boy is just a boy who pee a lot because he has a small balder it is NOT sexual and pee boys do NOT like being peed on please stop saying my parents like pee boys they don’t
Pee boy: guys I just pee a lot it’s not a kink thing🤷 ♀️
Every respectable person: your right bro your just really hydrated
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Pee-wee Moment

When you have to admit to something awful to prove you aren't something worse, i.e. exposing yourself as a massive pervert (gross) to prove you aren't a massive pedophile (illegal).
"Apparently Pyrocynical isn't a pedophile, but he had to post his degenerate fetish DMs to prove it."
"Yikes, what a Pee-wee moment."
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