Max

A boy that is very confusing about his feelings. You have feelings for him but you don't want the feelings. No matter how hard you try you can't stop liking him. You are heartbroken that you have to go to different schools as him. You love him, but you can't tell if he loves you. He is popular, you are not. He flirts with other girls but when it's just the two of you he is kind. When you are alone you hug and get very close. You talk about your day. His strange friend that has a girlfriend in which she is a bitch. And she gets mad when her boyfriend flirts with you. He is very cute and nice. He is tearing you apart. You have daily traditions where he jumps over your head in gym class. You can't help but smile when you see him. You are sad it's summer since it means you won't see him and it's one year until you go to different schools as him.

That Max really knows how to confuse a girl.

by Crystalsafm June 11, 2018

Real Max

To be a vey gay person

That kid is a real max.

by Your Lord and SaviorJesus December 13, 2017

max minute

An amount of time that far exceeds that projected amount of time. I.E. much long than expected

Brian asked Djean, "Garrett called 10 minutes ago and said he was almost here, right?"
Djean replied, "Yeah, he was supposed to be here 2 hours ago though. He's taking a max minute."

by Trillbill42 December 23, 2017

max brennan

a fucking squish who deserves more appreciation and is a beautiful human and needs to move to england plz now

hEs SuCh A mAx BrEnNaN

by a piece of shite April 21, 2018

Max Wharton

Max Wharton, also known as the “fuckrat” or even the “throatfuck”, is a non gender identifying being who pretends to go crazy when you call his name. Another prep fag who talks shit but would die in a fight with any Gonzaga kid. While deceivingly charming at first, it’s only a matter of minutes before he attack’s. Basically a huge faggot who tries with every girl and fails

Rudrey Ayes-“where am i? Why are the walls black”
Fuckrat-“welcome to my cave bitch”
Rudrey Ayes-“why are you playing lil uzi in the background max Wharton ??”

by Zagarunthadmv January 2, 2018

max reese

big ass nose

that guy is a max reese

by chokemedxddy May 1, 2018

Max

A Max is a man that is awesome at football. He has the coolest name in the universe. He has many friends and makes everyone laugh. There are usually two types of max one very fat but strong and handsome but is emo. The other one is also fat but not as bad also strong and handsome.

Holy moly mother cow is that max, he's on fire today.

by Dr. Blue:D March 19, 2017