Matthew

Dumb and not a friendlyperson

Matthew is dumb

by Jack dumb heart September 25, 2020

Matthew

Look I'm a Matthew and why the hell are all the other people talking about how lovely we are like some Matthew's are great and some are assholes but no matter what we are really god damn stupid but hope it is in a funny way. Also most of us are kinda emotional please treat with care.

FUCK YOU MATTHEW!; Thanks Matthew, you are such a great person.

by Probably not the shortest pot8 April 4, 2021

matthew

that little annoying kid who wont stop being annoying no matter how many times you break his nose

matthew:stop thats annoying *grabs food and tosses in trash*
Evan:*beats matthews ass* take that

by the guys who beat matthew up April 13, 2020

Matthew newby

Can u hang

Hey y’all Matthew newby is here

by Colin-vill November 7, 2018

Matthew

Matthew is kind a loving. He love shis girlfriend so much he cries when he might lose her. He can be a bit dramatic. But eh is still funny,nice, and cute. He is very smart and independent.

Girlfriend: *throws its back*
Matthew: OH FRICK NAW *yeets her acroos the room out of camera*

by Xxxeditzxxx November 17, 2020

Matthew's Wifi

Definition of shit

Matthew's wifi is shiat

by Damn450 August 27, 2022

Matthew Pell

A highly intellectual, spirtual being with a beautiful soul, an amazing mind and an out of this world body. One of a kind, anybody who crosses his path is lucky to have known him and anybody in his life are the luckiest human beings to have lived. An amazing Father who keeps his family loved, safe and protected. Truly the most divine spirit to have walked this Earth. (Also has a huuuuuuuge Penis that I love very much)

I Love You Matthew Daniel Pell.

Matthew Pell is truly God's greatest gift.

by BeautifulVagina November 6, 2017