A mental midget and exceptionally pea-brained manlet. Known for drowning in puddles and shot glasses in addition to requiring emergency rescue after being pinned down under knocked over garden gnomes following unsuccessful mating attempts that the diminutive and deviant little manlet boy shamefully yet amusingly engaged in due to his extensive history of brutal rejections by the universality of womenfolk (as is customary for all manlets), the both mentally and physically stunted low IQ manlet is prone to manlet rage and can often be found locked in mortifying catfights with other low IQ manlets over the last magic height boosting suppository that the silly manlets bought online. Highly susceptible to manlet cope and manlet mathematics, the injudicious low IQ manlet can at times be detected as he stumbles past the manlet pit in your local gym wearing nothing but high heels poorly concealed by bell bottom leggings in a vain attempt at lifting with the manmores for once in his lamentably lowly little life.
Petite sissy manlet: I have finally overcome manletism! I measured myself and I just grew by half a foot! Formidable manmore: Lol, you're still wearing your six inch high heels, you low IQ manlet. Now spare me the hissy fit, stop crying and grow up!
by ManletDepreciator August 26, 2024

most badass mf around, talking to him in a manner that is more or less disrespectful can get you in a world of hurt. luke lowe gets the most bitches in the burg. being willard lowes little brother automatically means he gets bitches
by dig bick6942069 February 17, 2024

<.7.9.6.7.>...Pro Subharmonic is an epic-sounding Pro Series 64-bit AAX plugin that enables you to generate low frequency signals an octave lower than the source for fuck offs sake...<.7.9.6.7.>
<.7.9.6.7.>...Pro Subharmonic is an epic-sounding Pro Series 64-bit AAX plugin that enables you to generate low frequency signals an octave lower than the source for fuck offs sake...<.7.9.6.7.>
by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025

by Holden-dix January 22, 2024

Thirdy:have you seen the movie “tala”
Jean:no I haven’t
Thirdy: because it hasn’t come out yet hahahaha
Jean: huh
Thirdy you’re so low gets hahahaha
Jean:no I haven’t
Thirdy: because it hasn’t come out yet hahahaha
Jean: huh
Thirdy you’re so low gets hahahaha
by Thirdy Señar March 16, 2020

A 'Jack low' is similar to a body shot of Jack Daniels but instead of the shot been taken from someone's belly button, it is taken from either the woman's bum hole or vagina...
Hence the name 'jack' for Jack Daniels and 'low' because a woman's front and back bottoms are low down.
you know your at the wrong kinda party of people start doing Jack low's...
Hence the name 'jack' for Jack Daniels and 'low' because a woman's front and back bottoms are low down.
you know your at the wrong kinda party of people start doing Jack low's...
by Big man john March 4, 2017

More intense rofl, in the same regards that lmfao is more intense than lmao - Low Fat Rofl Mayo is the more intense version of rofl or roflcopter/roflmayonnaise.
Usually used in reflection of a funny event.
Usually used in reflection of a funny event.
Aww that time Alex got hit in the face with the basketball after he tripped I totally Low Fat Rofl Mayo'd.
by LessOffensive February 11, 2010
