holy crap

Ok listen here you CANNOT say this to your elementary friends unless you want the teacher to come over or to your middle and high school friends otherwise they think you are just fucking weird. Never say this unless you are that ONE guy who keeps talking to me in Social Studies. I'm talking to you James.

Elementary:
You: HOLY CRAP
Kid: dude not cool im telling

Middle+:
You: HOLY CRAP
Kid: dude wtf

by ok male friend February 24, 2020

.....I, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak Is Annoyed, I.....

.....I, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak Is Annoyed, I.....

.....I, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak Is Annoyed, I.....

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 9, 2025

Holy Trinity Secondary School

School filled with shit uniforms and hot girls 24/7. The School consists of 95% white people that think they are gassed as fuck.

Ht Senior: H what?
Ht Freshman: HIV
Iroquois Student: Holy Trinity Secondary School students think they’re gassed as fuck.

by Gucci Gang by 69 November 14, 2019

The Holy Sacrafice

When you eat out a Christian girl on her period (aka) her body is the bread and her blood is the wine.

I showed my devotion to my girlfriend by making The Holy Sacrafice.

by Savedbythebell October 28, 2017

Holy Yabbo's

The Greatest Porno movie of all time, starring Seymore Dicksinhole and Mary Jane.

Guy: I heard the new Holly Yabbo's movie is coming out!
Guy2: Yeah, nigga Holy Yaboo's V: Return of the Grundle!
Guy3: GIMME YO MONEY BITCH-NIGGA!

by Rhyno the Albino June 11, 2003

Holy Schnizzle

the Jesus version of saying holy shit

Holy Schnizzle choccy milk is good!

by mhooks January 2, 2017

Weston Holy Fuck Ball

Hinsdale Central kid who will make u say holy fuck in bed, kid gives best hickeys and works wonders with his hands, d game is solid too.

Friend 1: Holy fuck I just spent a night with Weston Holy Fuck Ball

Friend 2: Holy fuck I bet it was insane

by shots2299 March 24, 2020