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A High Hard One

High hard One -

A stock expression from the vocabulary of baseball slang. The 'high hard one' is a fastball pitch delivered high in or above the strike zone - an intimidating pitch because of its speed and proximity to the batter's face and head. By extension, anything frightening or painful.

or simply :an errect penis :)
'Yep, Gonna go out for some brews then slip her a High Hard One.'
by Jon E Fever June 21, 2012
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Partying Hard-ish

When you Party Hard but you're not on drugs, or drunk. It's a possibility that you may be having sex. But you still look like a Party Animal.
Julia: Is Virgil drunk?
Jose: Nah, he's just partying hard-ish, and I think he just had sex.
by SSSSSSSSSSex October 30, 2007
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Fuck me hard

The word your mom screamed last night when I blew her back out after fucking her so hard.
" plea.. ple..please I can't I.. I WANT YOU TO FUCK ME HARD. I WANT to feel your hard throbbing cock ram into my pussy as I beg you to go faster." Your mom screamed on the verge of creaming.
by Urmomwenthard December 19, 2021
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purple throbbing hard-on

a big purple cum filled boner ready to explode.
d00d ive got a purple throbbing hard-on and im gonna bust all over your face!
by rottenjohn11 April 17, 2010
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Think long and hard

A command to think sexual, or think along the lines of an innuendo.
"I haven't seen James or Beth this whole time! Where are they?"
"Think long and hard."
by theblumeanie August 16, 2008
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Roll The Hard Six

v. To achieve something partially through intense skill and partially through luck. Expression originated with Commander/Admiral William Adama in the 2004 television series Battlestar Galactica.
Commander William Adama (to Lee Adama, Saul Tigh, Kara Thrace, and Laura Roslin at a mission briefing): "Sometimes, you gotta roll the hard six."

Sharon "Boomer" Valeri: "It's like Commander Adama says; sometimes you gotta roll the hard six."
by Aaron D. Edwards May 1, 2006
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slow as a hard shit

Slower than shit.

A seemingly never ending period of extreme discomfort or boredom.

As opposed to a period of time that is simply extensive, "slow as a hard shit," embodies those agonizingly long stays on the loo, white knuckled on the handicapped bar, when you walk away bow legged and with broken blood vessels in the eyes.
Citizen 2: Hey Cit-1, you see that movie online last night?

Citizen 1: Nah man... my connection was slow as a hard shit. The movie would only load a few percent at a time... I know all too well how long those endeavors take!

Stoner 3: Dude maan.... holy shit.. 2, you see 1 takin' this bong rip man?

Stoner 2: He's slow as a hard shit, but damn mann... this shit is historical.

Stoner 1: ::smiles lazily and slumps back in his chair, with his rumbling stomach being the only sign of life::
by GuermoT December 26, 2009
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