Cock Blocker

Some one who stops you from getting a number. the Cock Blocker does this by coming over to you and the other person and completely ruin the conversation.

Jon- So can i get your number?
Allsion-Su-
Cock blocker- So, jon, told her about your AIDS yet? i dont think she'll like that!
Allison- oh wow! cya!
Jon-dick...

by NothinMuch2BSaid June 30, 2009

ecto cock

A nickname for the penis of a game character named Sans, which is from the game Undertale, and the term is usually used in the NSFW tag for the game, and can also be used for his brother Papyrus or other versions of them

Goddammit I'm in love with sans, I just want his ecto cock!

by CherryBerry or Distorted Blues August 28, 2016

Cock Insert

The opposite of a Cock Block. This person helps their friend(s) get it in; to get the process of inserting the cock moving.

Andrew: "Dude, thanks for hooking me up with Elizabeth."
Nick: "Yeahh Becca, if it weren't for you, I wouldn't have gotten laid last night!"
Becca: "No problem guys. Cock Insert here to help."
Both guys: "Best Cock Insert EVER!"

by abeccap March 4, 2011

wog cock

A cock that's not white.

"Hey mate what are you upto?"
" Yea mate giving my massive wog cock a stroke of its life".

by Alfystew December 6, 2013

mock cock

A dildo, or other false penis-like devices.

Dude, did you find Quinn's mock cock? I can't believe he has one.

by Gregory June 15, 2004

Meaty Cock

A cock thats about as thick and juicy as the Hulk's fully flexed forearm

John "Hey guys my plumb stick is 4 inches hard does that mean i have a meaty cock?"

Kevin "Dude my meaty cock is hangin 13 inches soft.."

by MC plumbing CEO February 17, 2013

cock brow

A small tuft of pubic hair above the shaft of the penis.

"Check out Dirk Diggler's cock brow!"

by Fergal Keen January 14, 2008