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chicken wing

A guy that thinks he a man. Doesn't do wot it says on the tin ( I.e. Says he will get a job, says he will fix things, says he will provide for his child and does nothing. Talks shit and nothing ever materialises. Still gets his ass wiped of his nanny and ain't man enuf to stand on his own. Easily lead by friends and is a weak person.
Get rid of him, he nothing but a "chicken wing"
by Martipop August 8, 2016
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The friggin chicken

When your crazy uncle comes over for a birthday party and he gets absolutely hammered, goes into the bathroom and comes out wearing nothing but a chicken mask screaming that he's gonna git Dat ass while chasing your children around the house.
Uncle Wayne is coming over again.... Let's just let him do the friggin chicken again...... It's hilarious!
by Dump truck January 24, 2017
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Woozy Chicken

A chicken that farts on your head
When someone farts on your head

My 5 year old son made this up!
Andrew did it again, he woozy chickened his nino Jonathan!
by Skirball Sh*t Stop November 28, 2015
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Chicken Lurker

Refers to a person who loiters around the hot meat section of your local supermarket (usually in the evenings) wating for the prices to go down.
Supermarket worker: I waited until the chicken lurker was not looking when I reduced the wings to 99p.

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Paramedic: What happened to your face?
Supermarket worker: I was attacked by a crazy chicken lurker when I discretely re-priced the wings.
by Bernard Matthews November 9, 2011
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pussy chicken

A vagina that tastes like fried chicken.
Tyrone: bruh I'm feelin me some pussy chicken
LaMar: too expensive cuzz, Shaniqua got that pussy fish.
by ProudJew10987 December 2, 2016
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merry chickens

A stupid way to start a conversation. Derived from the popular saying 'merry christmas' it originated in Australia and is still used there to this day.
Hey
Merry Chickens
Fuck you
Fine piss off then
by $horty March 21, 2003
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