The act of freezing a poop log in a condom and then removing it for the expressed purpose of turning it into a dildo that melts inside the anus/vagina or any other orafice you would potentially choose
I wanted to try a California Klondike bar on my girlfriend the other night but she thought it was too gross
by Rosssboss777 July 1, 2017
Get the california klondike barmug. That point in the day or event where you feel completely exhausted and cannot continue without the need of an adult beverage, the threat of constant complaining or the complete collapse of your will to live. A reference to the battery life of a cell phone.
After six hours of walking around Disneyland I was on my "last power bar", but I knew Space Mountain was all we had left so I powered thru the pain.
by Azrag February 22, 2014
Get the Last Power Barmug. A super gay liberal brewery/ coffeehouse. Employees are offended by their own constitutional rights, and scream at one another calling everyone white supremacists.
by Whullerzpinknutz December 8, 2021
Get the Clam lake barmug. by dylan depalma January 19, 2008
Get the jew candy barmug. A new chocolate bar recently released comprised of the following ingredients:
25% Chocolate
25% Alcohol
50% Sleep Aids
25% Chocolate
25% Alcohol
50% Sleep Aids
The new craze of suicide is going on now!
Go to your local retail store and buy yourself a flavorful new Heath Ledger Bar.
Go to your local retail store and buy yourself a flavorful new Heath Ledger Bar.
by GB Sage January 12, 2009
Get the Heath Ledger Barmug. Bar mitzvah mustache
While going balls deep from behind you secretly take scissors and cut your pubic hair.. Then before you pull out and cum on her upper lip and quickly apply the pubic hair on her upper lip which then resembles a 13 year old with his first mustache
While going balls deep from behind you secretly take scissors and cut your pubic hair.. Then before you pull out and cum on her upper lip and quickly apply the pubic hair on her upper lip which then resembles a 13 year old with his first mustache
by barmitzvahmustache June 24, 2014
Get the bar mitzvah mustachemug. Thuggizzle natural bar soap is the biggest soap on the market weighting in at 9oz. Thuggizzle is the first and only rapper with his own soap.
by Jesuslovesall January 19, 2020
Get the Thuggizzle Natural Bar Soapmug.