Cyber Attack

Oh, hey...

Hym "Did I tell you guys my workplace got hit by a cyber attack? Weird right? Of all the places to hit.... Why a Midwestern gas station chain? The whole system was down for weeks... It's weird... Suuuuper weird, right? I mean... What's so special about that place? Why would hackers even bother shutting down a gas station's ability to order product? Strange.... Strange stuff..."

by Hym Iam December 13, 2023

weed attacked

When you laugh/blow out while smoking and the weed goes all over the place

Bro, stop making me laugh while I’m tryna smoke this. I’m gonna get weed attacked again.

by BrooooUrNotGonnaBelieve November 1, 2017

Naked lightning attack

To get naked at lightning speed without being asked, in order to escape from a sentimental situation with a date/partner and to encourage the date/partner to have sex instead.

Tommy performed a successful naked lightning attack on S. as she was crying.

Tommy scored with a NLA.

by S.13 July 22, 2022

attack the day

To make the day your bitch. That may include drinking heavily, doing thing out of one’s comfort zone, and blacking out.

I am going to wake up and attack the day!

by let’s get personal April 10, 2023

Trump Attack

A panic attack that was caused solely from Trump's bullshit shenanigans

I'm having a Trump Attack!!!

by RiverNightShade September 23, 2020

geek attack

when someone does something abnormal for a period of time

john was having a “geek attack” at lunch today

by worple December 10, 2023

Shark Attack

When you have a girl laying on a bed, naked, and you surprise her by sneaking into the room, while prone, and jumping up to give her oral sex.

Dude: How did you like that Shark Attack last night?

Girl: You scared the Shit outta me!

by KodsterJonester June 19, 2011