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douche vomit

The mixture of water vingar and vaginal secretion that come out when a women douches
She filled the toilet with douche vomit
by belial47 May 20, 2008
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douche mother

Similar to douche bag but much more offensive. An insult that should be used for only the worst kind of asshole. Similar to a dirty mother fucker

Literal Definition:

A douche mother is the douche that your mother used to clean out her vagina after she gave birth to you.
by Jane Brane January 6, 2008
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community douche

1: A bar-hopping womanizer (smells like alcohol and is in and out of a different woman each week)

2: A man in a relationship with multiple women at the same time.
1: Man, Fred is such a community douche. I wish he'd pick up a girl somewhere other than a bar or a strip club for once.

2: After that threesome, I felt like a community douche. I was spent and a half.
by "The Fox" May 21, 2008
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Douche of the day

Declaration of somebody acting in an idiotic and mischievous manner.
Oh, there goes James. Douche of the day!
by JamessssB January 20, 2009
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douche satchel

a "satchel" is a really big bag... of "douche". So someone who is a really big douche bag, would be a "douche satchel"

an expletive, used in instances of anger/frustration
That guy almost hit me with is car, DOUCHE SATCHEL!
by tl77 November 25, 2010
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Douche Manure

Is a person who thinks they are the shit, when in fact they are a piece of shit and a douche to boot.
Mortimer: Hey guys I just got 1600 on my SATS.

Me: Shut up Mort, you Douche Manure.
by Mountain Dewche April 15, 2009
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douche ticket

like the insult douchebag, but more fun to say
"stop being such a douche ticket"

"that ref is a douche ticket"

"her boyfriend is a complete douche ticket"
by northeastcollegekid February 12, 2012
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