two pigs in a blanket

Much like docking: two un-circumsized men: one man puts the head of his penis, with foreskin over it, into another man's foreskin.

Tom, and bill were bored and decided to be adventurous and not just dock, but have two pigs in a blanket

by Daveystyles11 December 16, 2011

Milwaukie Two-Step

After an inebriated female sexual partner passes out during or before intercourse, you jizz in their hair and shit on their chest. Then you leave.

Hey (Insert name here), we gotta get leave, NOW! I just Milwaukie Two-Stepped that skank! We gotta go before she wakes up!

by Spassmacher April 19, 2009

two-block hot

When a woman looks attractive from a distance, but considerably less attractive up close.

"That bitch is totally two-block hot. She looked good from down the street, but up close... meth mouth, dude!"

by twenty3skidoo March 16, 2008

monster with two backs

n. (or v. add: making the)
2 ppl having sex

im not shure how to use that unless u are looking thrugh someones window and saying to ur freind : look its a monster with two backs.

by mr. whoopie September 10, 2006

two-ball compound

semen, mood sauce, or baby batter

The verizon wireless employee was electricuted when he shot a load of two-ball compound into the light-bulb socket.

by chumley February 17, 2005

Two handed Zamboni

As made popular by "How I Met Your Mother"

When a girl most likely in Canada as it is a Canadian sex act is wearing nothing but two skates on her hands

Stan: Aw, man you should have seen Natalia she I walked in from the ice rink and she was doing the two handed zamboni!

Ron: Nice!

by Beauvoirismygirl January 8, 2012

two zeros

generally defined as wheels on a car. Two zeros, four zeros - motor bike (not garage racing).

{ Bruv one: Yo homes, nice ride essai.
Colgate guy: yer blud, got myself a new whip, got nos, suspenison, dual exaust, combustion engine, turbo.
Bruv two: shit you got all that stashed on two zeros?
Colgate: playa, you saying i lying, i outta kirb you and do my dirty business in your mouth.
Bruv: basse me coulo, bendicko.
Colgate guy: shiny whites; my days, draw for d' b-bat, crack, you aint wise cracking now 4 ball.

by Robert H March 20, 2006