turtle mud

(n) The residue left on the head of a mans penis after performing anal penetration on a willing (or unwillinng "oops! I slipped") subject.

John: My daughter is moving to New York and my turtle dick is not getting any more turtle mud.

by A. Friend August 27, 2007

Mud Me

A person who particarlarly prefers a man's penile region in or near their rectal area.

Has no relation to the offroading or Jeep lifestyle .

Austin knew he had gotten himself into a particularly sticking situation when he discovered that her license plate read "Mud Me"

by Are u joshin me June 26, 2017

dick mud

1: what a dude gets when he titty fucks a chick that has tit dirt

2: what a dude gets if he has tit dirt and gets caught in a rainstorm

3: something that's chickenshit, bullshit, tit dirt, and or a pain in the ass

1: Dude1 - I titty fucked some slut last night.

Dude2 - You got dick mud now?

Dude1 - Yup.

2: PrivateDoinPushups - Its startin to rain.

DrillSergeant - Pretty hard, too, time to turn that tit

dirt into dick mud.

3: Dude, this Natty's skunked. Fuckin dick mud.

by DonkeyShowMike July 21, 2009

Brazilian Hot Mud

During intercourse, the act of taking a huge shit upon the chest of the other partner. Then, after the shit is complete, the partner who took the dump flips onto their back and lays on top of the shit pile until it is hot to the touch. It may then be used as a lubricant or eaten as a nice filling snack before the climax of the intercourse.

Jane gave me an awesome Brazilian Hot Mud last night! We got so full from eating that shit we couldn't even finish having sex! It was awesome!

by Laundro Mat September 10, 2010

mud pie surprise

1. The act of when a man is having sexual intercourse (or oral sex) with a woman, he fakes like he is about to "cum to fruition" by pulling out and setting up to finish on her face. Instead, he forces a huge and slimy dump (diarrhea in some cases) on her face as a surprise.

2. When a woman is eating out a guy, midway through he begins to fake as if he is getting really turned on and tells her to continue with the action further. As she does, he forces out a wet dump into her mouth and on her face surprising her in the act.

Ex. Sally, "So How was that guy you meet at the bar last night?"

Amanda, "Terrible! He gave me a mud pie surprise! I am never talking to him again."

by KingGeorge33 March 15, 2014

Mississippi Mud Pie

When you eat out a black persons asshole

In bed, I was giving a petite black women a mississippi mud pie and she farted in my mouth.

by Dan and Tim November 25, 2004

Miami Mud Slinger

A person that would pre-crap the bed before having sex, loves the smell of turds

John: I just don't trust that guy

Keith: He looks like a Miami Mud Slinger

John: Well he sure ain't going to date my mom

by drcrawfishnoodle April 18, 2011