i lift at home

An phrase typically made to convince someone that you work out at home when said person asks you to go to the gym with them. Effective on most people but if your numbers aren't going up then it becomes rather clear that you are a total liar.

Person 1: bro you trying to go work out tonight?
Person 2: Nah man I'm good. I lift at home most of the time.

by Juanthejumper September 3, 2016

Inside the park home run

When you take a crap in the urinal. Not to be confused with the "upper decker"

Dick hit an inside the park home run.

by Allister Smith December 28, 2019

Home

Good to be back home in the pubs with the people that you love

And a crawl around the clubs getting high
GTBBH all alone when you're running up the phone bill
Trying to raise the cents for the rent
GTBBH with your kid and you ask him what he did
Well, he burned the house down to the ground
GTBBH with the wife and to have some kind of life
And to wake up and break up again
Good to be back home
Good to be back home

GTBBH on a love tip, gotta keep a grip
When the ship's going down, you can flip
GTBBH off the junk food, seen as a clean dude
And instill a clean bill of health
GTBBH hear the sounds of the city all around
And the music, the new licks you found
GTBBH at the Lane for a relegation game
As the boys get caned once again
Good to be back home
Good to be back home
Good to be back home
Good to be back home

I'm not homeless, I'm just restless
I get itchy feet and reckless
I've been traveling so long, cracking
I don't really know what is happening
Here is there is anywhere and home is my ass on a chair
Then I wish I was gone and then I wish I was home
Then I wish I was gone (AWOL) then I wish I was home (AWOL)
AWOL, AWOL
Then I wish I was gone (AWOL) then I wish I was home (AWOL)
Hello home

by Death Menace August 29, 2023

Coming home from trumpet practice

An event that never takes place because anyone who participates in the practice of playing a trumpet would not ever want to leave due to the high levels of enjoyability.

Friend 1: so I was coming home from trumpet practice...
Friend 2: stop lying man, I know you don’t play trumpet. Anyone who did wouldn’t just “come home from trumpet practice”

by Freggsmash May 20, 2019

Home wrecker

The name you give to the woman that your ex started seeing after you separated and after you got caught sexting a married

Or
A term senior citizens use to falsely accuse younger hotter women of wanting what others have.

Melissa is a home wrecker because Carrie delusional.

Tammy is old , so she agrees.

by singleyeah! July 25, 2017

Home Pour

A shot of liguor ranging from 1.5-4.5 ounces. Typically poured when making drinks at home.

Also know as a house pour

This margarita is really strong. Yeah I made it with a home pour of tequila.

by YouGenius March 10, 2023

Australian Home Run

A foul ball that goes over the backstop.

Jim's timing is off. He should be hitting base hits. Instead, he hits Australian home runs.

"Don't you mean Polish home runs?"

No, you can't say that anymore. It's now an Australian home run. Get it? Because Australia is on the other side of the world?

"Hahaha, good one"

by Ollie Churpuzzi April 26, 2021