Fish & chip news is a phrase used to describe something that’s in the newspaper, but is so uninteresting / not important that the newspaper it has been printed on is later used to wrap up somebody’s Fish & Chip.
“Did you read the news about that old woman who got robbed last Thursday?”
“Yeah,, but I only glanced at it. It’s Fish & Chip news”
“Yeah,, but I only glanced at it. It’s Fish & Chip news”
by Konstantia August 7, 2023

by snarly October 14, 2008

A cool guy, often makes his friends, such as a hypeyboi, cringe. Quite an Australian fellow, he likes to make jokes and draw. He is also and epic gamer.
by Your Mom, ha ha April 5, 2020

ITS NOT CHIPS IT IS crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n pop westpoolchestershireshire Queen's lovely jubily delights!1!
So you call these things "chips" instead of crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n pop westpoolchestershireshire Queen's lovely jubily delights? That's rather bit cringe, innit bruv.
by An average crisps enjoyer March 15, 2023

When something is so damned good it blows your mind, kicking the Hell out of both sex and salt and vinegar chips.
by chrisssy226 April 10, 2024

brian over there is stack every chip (he’s getting lots of money and it’s stacking up in his bank account)
by mr uber aka booty licker 3000 February 12, 2020

a moment where a person goes off on a tangent, like saying potato chips are essential for animals rights.
Bridget: "And so that's why Abel is so confused."
Wesley: "Why is he so confused?"
Bridget: "Because of like, everything."
Wesley: "I think your having a chip moment."
Wesley: "Why is he so confused?"
Bridget: "Because of like, everything."
Wesley: "I think your having a chip moment."
by rubberbutt November 12, 2009
