Wet Paper Towel Brain

When your brain is incapable of absorbing knowledge/Repeating already known knowledge

Teacher: What is the answer to number 1?

Student: Uhh...

Teacher: We learnt this last month and I made sure you understood. How do you not know this?

Student :Sorry, I have Wet Paper Towel Brain today just give me minute.

Teacher: Ok we'll come back to you later.

by De Queen May 17, 2023

Paper Drive

When you use printed out directions to navigate to somewhere.

John’s grandparents will be here late, they’re doing a paper drive.

by Ringo the Star May 17, 2023

Paper pirate

A less offensive way of saying white people, reserved for social media to not get banned.

"Ranch flavored ice cream? Sounds like paper pirate nonsense to me."

by Goon the troll June 5, 2023

Paper Mache Puppy

• The result of your dog having sex with your homework after you have completed the assignment

"Sorry Miss Berok, I can't hand in my homework because my dog made Paper mache puppy's with it.."

by Error Gaming June 13, 2023

Paper Moon

Aggresive and / or insatiable

Paper moon - Aggresive and / or insatiable

When you're in a dive bar and you judiciously grab a potential soul make by the cock. This is the official Dixie land form of " shooting your shot"

This works best at bars located by the marsh, or by some body of water on the north GA coast..... the red neck riviera.

by D'endo June 25, 2023

Psychic paper

One of Doctor Who's remedies.

Psychic paper is a blank, white card that has special properties.
When shown to a person, it can usually induce them to see whatever the user wishes them to see printed on it,
The Doctor often uses it to appear as an authority to the people he shows it to.

The Tenth Doctor explained that it “assigned authority based on the reader's perceptions”.

Amy: What was it that you showed them?
The Doctor: It's psychic paper, it shows me as their superior.

by Wadlaen February 27, 2023

Paper

They Hurt like Fuck when you cut yourself with them

"FUCK I GOT A PAPERCUT"

by Ads's best friend March 1, 2023