stinging flower pot

To place stinging nettles into a woman's vagina.

Wowzers that was a lovely stinging flower pot.

by TJR93 May 8, 2024

CAM POT GOD

WHEN YOU HAVE A DAY WHERE YOU SMOKE SOME MARIJUANA AND DONT GIVE A FUCK THE WORLD TURNS BLACK THE MOON IS YOURS AS THE WORLD JUST AS MUCH MIGHT AS WELL BE EVEN IF THE SUN IS GONE THERES A TOTAL ECLIPSE ITS A VERY BEAUTIFUL DAY FILLED WITH NOTHING OTHER ONES LOVE FOR UP ABOVE AND EVEN DOWN BELOW A FAY WHERE CAM bot god became a man of morales with integrity and he decided it's his time to make a change a difference in this world it's not his he just cams it without a bell ringing no Elon musk cologne smelling like old man balls just an ah ski ski ski mother f word 369 damn that nigga cam fine he be getting high and flying low. In other words you're welcome.

Yo my nigga you see that pot god cam that niggers like the pimping of pimps since pimping was pimping the dude literally stands up for whores. Can cam ya cam can cam can cause cam can if cam can't cam couldn't so cam always can when cam can't you can't so cam is just the cam who can. Can cam? Yes cam can! The names Camren Alen Smith bitch don't forget it. Cam pot god

by Mrimpregnable May 8, 2024

toss pot

rinoreece123, a bloke that reckons he's the shit even tho he's a (toss pot)

God you're a toss pot mate

by ol mate diggle May 30, 2024

Twat pot

A gaggle of women talking shit. Usually after you’ve done something stupid or humiliating.

Look at that twat pot talking shit about you, Linda. I told you she wasn’t into butch women.

by JajaJackson December 1, 2021

Hot Pot

A “hot pot” is when you fart in a pot and then cover it with another pot or lid to trap the hot air inside, preferably after eating spicy food to make it seem hotter. You cannot just use a regular fart because the 98.6 degree air will not qualify. It needs to be enhanced by the acidity of spicy food making it “seem hotter.” Also, consider the face that lids have weep holes for steam to escape that may take the edge off of your hot fart, this defeating the purpose. Consider slamming a whole nother pot on top of the fart pot as fast as you can. Could be alternatively known as a pan poot or a poot pot. Best of luck with your hot pot.

I left a hot pot on the stove at the community center, but I remembered later on that I used that glass lid with a weep hole, so you know it bled out. If it wasn’t for that, whoever cut the stove on next would have blown up a 3 foot fire ball! I hope that fire extinguisher in there still works…

by Jwoods163 February 11, 2024

pot belly

a really really really fat creature a lazy chimpanzee named caleb
#susu the next doctor suess

person a: hey have u seen pot belly

person b: yes pot belly he is so fat and he is a chimpanzee
person c: a chimpanzee which can climb a tree
person d: a chimpanzee who can climb a tree who cant swim in a sea
person e: a chimpanzee who can climb a tree, who cant swim in a sea whos had an eating spree
person f: a chimpanzee who can climb a tree, who cant swim in a sea whos had an eating spree, a person who cant stand to see!

THE STORY OF POT BELLY 2024

by susummrs March 12, 2024

Pot calling the kettle black

Hipocricy

Zoned out daughter who has just unknowingly won the world record finishing a bowl of spaghetti-
hey dad, stop slurping.....
All round great dad- well....that's the 'Pot Calling The Kettle Black'

by Mine farter March 13, 2024