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post-expiration chug

when drinking milk you though was going to bad on a certain day, but you learned that day was some time ago.
Person: "Uh oh, my milk is going bad today!"

Bob: "Well give it an expiration chug!"

Person: "Gulps" "Dude, im thinking that was a post-expiration chug"

*Loud Barf"
by nOmega November 24, 2009
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Post Jerk Depression

That feeling of dread and awfulness, when you realize that beating your meat isn't making you happy and you think back about all of your mistakes that lead you to having a twitchy dick in your hand, after busting a nut
My Post Jerk Depression kicked in and I'm ready to die man
by BigDickMcGoo January 26, 2019
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post bender blues

sad/unfulfilled feels the day after getting drunk
bro #1: duuude i’m feelin bummed out after last night
bro #2: ayo you’ve probably just got post bender blues
by bugsbun September 6, 2020
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Post poop euphoria

The "high" following a bowel movement. The act of dumping stimulates the vagus nerve which sends a signal to your brain causing a euphoric glow typically lasting between 2 and 10 minutes. Can be shortened to PPE
I destroyed the toilet the morning after an amazing Indian food feast and had the most satisfying post poop euphoria.

After an amazing bowel movement I experience the best PPE, now I'm ready to tackle my day!
by BROs in paradise April 9, 2023
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Post Sex-Generation

Similar to the The Sex-Generation, the post sex-generation is a generation born in the early to late nineties and grew up between the years of 2000 and 2012. Those who are born in the sex generation, have grown up in a culture where sex is viewed as a less intimidating and "hush-hush" topic. This generation would be considered much more open-minded than The Sex- Generation, towards topics of and relating to sex. The act of sex in the post sex-generation is also more openly discussed than in the previous generation.
I was born in 1994 and am part of the Post Sex-Generation
by kanyewasright January 20, 2011
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post wabler dwabler

This is the drops of urine left in a mans underwear after he shakes his wiener after peeing, but doesn't shake it long enough. PWD for short.
Man check out Dennis in his thighty whities. He's got post wabler dwabler all over the front making the front all yellow. He smells like piss also.
by jimmybomm March 30, 2021
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post-nut conservative

A person promoting anti-LGBT messages after nutting to LGBT porn
Ew, a post-nut conservative in shemale thread
by Kamil118 February 23, 2021
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