1. A cute and loving animal that produces milk and meat.
2. A very cute and sexy chubby girl who giggles a lot, has thick hips(that she loves to show off in public) and is very clumsy but usually in a way that makes you love her even more.
2. A very cute and sexy chubby girl who giggles a lot, has thick hips(that she loves to show off in public) and is very clumsy but usually in a way that makes you love her even more.
Man: Hey! Is that a Moo Cow?
Woman: Yeah! They are such cute animals!
Man: Who's my little cutie Moo Cow?
Woman: I am daddy bear!
Woman: Yeah! They are such cute animals!
Man: Who's my little cutie Moo Cow?
Woman: I am daddy bear!
by The_God_of_all_Dogz December 8, 2015
Get the Moo Cowmug. the new personification of epic failure. can be used as a photobomb or just to use when bored. best used at times when a fat person fails.
Jacquez-Hey. Watch this.
*Fat kid goes for a slam dunk on kids 4' basket ball goal*
*Fat kid misses and falls on his face*
Random guy that has no idea who Jacquez is- Not funny.*Bursts into fits of uncontrollable laughter*
Jacquez-*Laughing so hard at the fat kid trying to beat up the goal that he's crying when the goal falls on the kid* EPIC FAIL COW!!
*Fat kid goes for a slam dunk on kids 4' basket ball goal*
*Fat kid misses and falls on his face*
Random guy that has no idea who Jacquez is- Not funny.*Bursts into fits of uncontrollable laughter*
Jacquez-*Laughing so hard at the fat kid trying to beat up the goal that he's crying when the goal falls on the kid* EPIC FAIL COW!!
by QuezOreo November 18, 2011
Get the Epic Fail Cowmug. 
A girl that is so self centered that she could care less who or how she hurts her man, as long as she is getting someones jizz.
by Frank (The Wiseguy) White September 10, 2021
Get the Moo Cow Kitty Fuckmilkmug. a great way of saying.
cows like to do something.
everytime they moo -- they are masterbating, but you can't see it.
"sloppin' the pigs" -- if you get what i'm sayinn.
therefore, cows moo...everytime they see a "hot" ass cow.
cows like to do something.
everytime they moo -- they are masterbating, but you can't see it.
"sloppin' the pigs" -- if you get what i'm sayinn.
therefore, cows moo...everytime they see a "hot" ass cow.
by cowsmoo21 July 1, 2011
Get the cows moomug. An event at which piles of cow feces are stomped or kicked with great force causing them to splatter about indiscriminately. One's clothing should be expected to become soiled with said feces.
by MasterGnash April 15, 2019
Get the Cow Shit Stompingmug. by Daisy-Duke January 10, 2014
Get the cow taggingmug.