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Mexican Bar Mitzvah

When you chop hot peppers before you touch your dick. You forgot you touched those peppers and start to jerk it. The pain is so bad you cry. But you keep on jerking it.
Did you get laid last night? I heard the screams.

No I had a Mexican bar mitzvah.
by Mr. Ormaack November 1, 2015
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Granola bar titties

Damn! That girl got some tasty granola bar titties!
by Potatolover November 15, 2020
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Clam lake bar

A super gay liberal brewery/ coffeehouse. Employees are offended by their own constitutional rights, and scream at one another calling everyone white supremacists.
Mitch went to see his boyfriend and have coffee at the clam lake bar at 10pm.
by Whullerzpinknutz December 8, 2021
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jew candy bar

a candy bar full jews blood and guts
dude that jew candy bar tasted like shit
by dylan depalma January 19, 2008
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Heath Ledger Bar

A new chocolate bar recently released comprised of the following ingredients:

25% Chocolate
25% Alcohol
50% Sleep Aids
The new craze of suicide is going on now!
Go to your local retail store and buy yourself a flavorful new Heath Ledger Bar.
by GB Sage January 12, 2009
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bar mitzvah mustache

Bar mitzvah mustache
While going balls deep from behind you secretly take scissors and cut your pubic hair.. Then before you pull out and cum on her upper lip and quickly apply the pubic hair on her upper lip which then resembles a 13 year old with his first mustache
by barmitzvahmustache June 24, 2014
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Thuggizzle Natural Bar Soap

Thuggizzle natural bar soap is the biggest soap on the market weighting in at 9oz. Thuggizzle is the first and only rapper with his own soap.
by Jesuslovesall January 19, 2020
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