Matthew

A man that holds more L’s than anyone else.

Guy 1: Bro I rented a beach house and on my first night my bag got stolen.

Guy 2: Bro you have to be named Matthew.

by YoSoyJuanRodriguezDaSilva November 23, 2021

Matthew

They are lovers of Chickens. When it comes to Chickens, Matthew’s can not get enough of them. Matthew’s walk around talking about how big their Chicken is and brags how his 1 Cock in the barn takes care of all the Chickens.
Matthew’s also break’s everything they touch.
You can Normally hear Matthew’s bragging about their 2 Stokes.
Matthew’s catch phrases normally are, Right Gerald? And Braaap!!!

Dam!! Wish I had Chicken’s like Matthew’s.
Don’t let Matthew touch it, or it will never run right again.
Fucking 2 Stroke Bud..

by HondaReverb August 19, 2020

matthew

Matthew can be a very nice guy but at the same time be a fucking retard. He has a constant obsession with turtles but doesn’t let that passion get in the way of his godly COD snipes. Also as other matthews he is known to be forever stuck as a virgin.

“Bro kill yourself why do you have to be such a matthew”

by Voltdefines July 20, 2020

Jason matthews

Is hands down the sexiest man alive he is strong and sexy know how to fuck and eat that pussy he is a awesome man that takes care of his woman and is down right respectful and stong God's give to the world because he's will be the best man u ever had at least the one I know in Mississippi is girl you better hold on to that man and stop being stupid God is going to punish you girl if you mess that boy over

I love me some Jason matthews

by Love Jason April 10, 2021

Matthew Bekele

A sexy curly head stallion, with such a way with words. His charm can suede anyone. He’s a lady magnet, a bitch getter, and not to mention he has that fye D.

Kid: “Dada when i gwow up i wanna be just like that Matthew Bekele”
Dad: “Me too son….. me too….”
Girl: “Giiiirlll his D so fye his name could be Matthew Bekele”
Girl friend: “Bitch pass him my way”

by MattyB_Superfan January 3, 2024

Matthew's penis

A very average dick. Some might even say slightly below average.

"Did you hear about John? He's got Matthew's penis"

by MattDidAThing April 30, 2023

Matthew Waggoner

Matthew Waggoner exudes a captivating charm with his striking features and confident demeanor. His chiseled jawline perfectly complements his piercing eyes, which seem to hold a universe of depth within them. With a smile that lights up the room, Matthew effortlessly commands attention wherever he goes. His impeccable sense of style only adds to his allure, leaving an unforgettable impression on everyone he encounters. Matthew Waggoner is not just handsome; he embodies a timeless elegance and magnetism that is simply irresistible.

Matthew Waggoner is the definition of handsomeness

by therealchanceadams April 27, 2024