by Gatorboi November 23, 2021
A Matthew is ragin homophobe he is super religious. He is a fat mexican that cant play basketball to save his life. Though struggling to cross the border a few times he still manages to sell drugs to the low lifes in the U.S.A. He pretends to cut his wrist for attention because he has zero friends. He loves tacos and El Chapo. He prays to El Chapo every night before bed and lets not forget Pablo Escobar.
See that fat dirty Mex over there, thats a Matthew
See that guy overdosing, thats a Matthew.
Omg theres an earthquake, no thats just Matthew.
See that guy overdosing, thats a Matthew.
Omg theres an earthquake, no thats just Matthew.
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by kissmybigfatass March 10, 2018
The Matthew I know has freckles he’s ab 5’9 , he has braces and little chinito eyes He’s so lovable and gentle, and honest I love him so fucking much, he use to play baseball & was in swimming he sounds like spongebob lowkey lol he stares at me like if I were a princess I felt so special to him he can sometimes be dry asf tho but nah once he loves you it’ll be hard for him to move forward he sucks at expressing the way he feels though:/ it’s really hard for you to really know he’s a really trustworthy person and is also like a best friend to me cause he knows things some ppl don’t even know ab me. I love him with all my heart he may not be like hot but he’s cute and he’s a lil hottie to me lol so if you know a matt and he’s like this you should hold on to him .
by samantha lee smith August 17, 2018
A person that’s suicidal, threatening to man kind, Blasion, like to show fake BB guns!!! Overall a Pussy;)!!
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by shoe poo March 07, 2022