Guy 1: Bro I rented a beach house and on my first night my bag got stolen.
Guy 2: Bro you have to be named Matthew.
Guy 2: Bro you have to be named Matthew.
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Carl: Hey Matthew, boy can you eat...
Matthew: Hey man, it's an all you can eat buffet, Carl just don't eat the carbs.
Carl: Okay Matthew, probably slow down on eating that chicken though...
Matthew: Hey man, it's an all you can eat buffet, Carl just don't eat the carbs.
Carl: Okay Matthew, probably slow down on eating that chicken though...
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He’s tall and has lots of tattoos. Thinks all urban dictionary words are written by middle school girls *tin foil hat emoji*
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