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I Heartichoke You Burger

A special Valentine's Day burger that comes with artichoke
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the I Heartichoke You Burger, you should try it!"
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Teriyaki a New One Burger

A teriyaki-flavored burger
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Teriyaki a New One Burger, you should try it!"
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Not If I Can Kelp It Burger

An admittedly unusual, special Bob's Burgers burger that features kelp
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Not If I Can Kelp It Burger, you should try it!"
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Jack-O-Lentil Burger

A Halloween-time burger with lentils!
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Jack-O-Lentil Burger, you should try it!"
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Take Me Out to the Burger

A baseball-themed burger that comes with peanuts and crackerjacks!
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Take Me Out to the Burger! It comes with peanuts and crackerjacks!"
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Foot Feta-ish Burger

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Foot Feta-ish burger, it has feta cheese!"
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Burger and a grape snow cone

A handjob given out of pity when a girl rejects your offer for sex.
Nick: Did you and that girl hook up last night?

Josh: Nah, she wasn’t feeling it. I settled for a burger and a grape snow cone.
by Alan Jaxsun July 1, 2020
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