National wack dick day

a day that is celebrated by women who had sex with a man that had wack dick

im going to celebrate national wack dick day and post my ex

by Michale Angelo August 1, 2019

National suck dick day

National suck dick day Is all about sucking your boyfriend/husband dick don’t matter how old you or your significant other is you get down there and suck that dick

Omg 😮 today is National suck dick day time to get home

by B, si en Chess August 1, 2019

Salad Dick

When your penis is so dirty and unwashed, that the stench starts to resemble the smell of old ranch dressing and/or a rancid salad

"My water has been shut off for weeks man and I haven't been able to shower, and now I got Salad Dick so bad, my girlfriend doesn't even wanna hang out anymore because of the smell!"

by DuckMcquackers August 2, 2019

dick percent

When your phone battery is on 6 percent

Yo my phone is on dick percent

by Emike5 August 3, 2019

dick row

An insult

Chad you are being such a dick row right now

by Peennut August 4, 2019

bag of dicks

someone who is just being a bag of dicks, rude, an ass, confusing, a penis wrinkle, etc.

brooke’s ex bf was being a bag of dicks after the “break”

by cwfortheboyz August 7, 2019

Dick

Slang for a penis
Or for someone you hate

If you’re looking this up your either really bored, curious, or innocent.

example: “i heard (blank) has a big dick”

Example 2: “wow. He’s such a dick!”

by AbagelThebagel August 9, 2019