Cocky Lil shit

A person or situation which combines spoiled and narcissistic behavior. Usually nagging and unbearable for the elderly.

Making Maximes for everything makes Immanuel Kant a cocky Lil shit.

by KingJorge April 17, 2018

Aw shit

What kind of shit did you get yourself into this time

Aw shit that sucks

by ಠ_ರೃ 1997 October 14, 2018

Stroking your shit

Slang for masturbation of the male penis

I just caught you stroking your shit, Tyrone!

by buttfart33 November 30, 2023

Shit

A substance that comes out of your anus when needed

"Hey dude i need to take a shit "
"Then go to the fucking bathroom"

by TheRetardMan October 30, 2017

Shit upwards

A woman so beautiful that would make a man shit towards the sky. There is no specific execution how to shit vertically.

It may require the man to point his hips past 45⁰ to assure the turd gains some velocity before escaping the rectum towards the sky.

"Had Aragorn chosen Eowyn over Arwen, he would be shitting towards the sky."

"The sun will see how I can shit towards the light, because nothing will feel as good as loving that woman."

"I am full of lust, and must have you beneath me. I will let my muscles loose so that I can shit upwards."

"Aragorn should be shitting upwards with this gal!"

by dogoodvillain March 25, 2024

shitness

When you do fitness and workouts, but you accidentally shit yourself doing so.

I got a nice workout in today, but it became shitness after I pooped everywhere.

by Ricochet Productions September 9, 2020

Truest shit since 911

A statement that is used when another statement is made when it's as true as 911 occurring.

Person 1: I think if porn didn't exist, almost all women would be raped.

Person 2: Dude, that's the truest shit since 911.

by Mefudo June 20, 2016