I love your confidence

I gyal/ man who rell ugly but does rell post up themselves.

Responding to Meesh Story : I love your confidence.

by MHhater February 11, 2024

Cajones are bigger than your brain

You're brave. Very brave. Stupidly brave. Get smart please.

Boy, your cajones are bigger than your brain.

by echoAwoo May 16, 2022

national kiss your girlfriend day!

kiss your girlfriend (or make out 😏)

girlfriend: “why’d u just kiss me?”
you: “it’s national kiss your girlfriend day!”

by macey - august 15 2023 August 15, 2023

chew your face off

get fucked and smoke weed

lets chew your face off tonight boys

by ireallyreallydontknowwhatimdoi June 13, 2014

Zip Your Zit

To hide your zit by any means, using any kind of ridiculous solutions. Such as makeup, photoshop, or band aids, or not leaving out the house.

Example 1: Yo! Tommy has some zits on his face, why don't he zip his zits?

Example 2: *Whispers* Irene, puss alert, puss alert...! Zip Your Zit...!

by Bokra Okra Oops! May 25, 2018

national dress up like your coworker

WOW, it’s a national dress up like your coworker day! Congratulations, today you can dress up like your coworker, and the best one will get free lunch!

P.S. if your coworker’s name is Scott, you get lunch regardless

- Hey, what day is it?

- Oh, I forgot! Today is the national dress up like your coworker!

- Omg, I wanna dress up like Scott!

- Amazing, I’ll be Nick then!

by gcage June 14, 2023

Check your temperature

To check what someone's on if they're acting different/moving different.

"Bro shut the fuck up foe I slap you word to my mother."
"Bro let me check your temperature see you aren't on shit"

by W00413 September 30, 2025