National Slap your husband day

On November 28th it’s National Slap your husband day!!

Husband: Hey babe
Wife: *Slaps husband*
Husband: Ow! what was that for!?
Wife: Today’s National Slap your husband day!

by Flowers are... beautiful February 02, 2021

I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts

A classic line to woo a woman, meaning that you would do whatever it takes to be close to her.

John saw her from across the room, she was beautiful, he wanted to know her. He downed a vodka and coke and casually made his way over to the bar to order another. "Voda and coke please" he said to the barman. He took a silent but deep breath. "I've been watching you all evening and I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts." She smiled, and said "come on then lets go to the bathroom"

by green923jade January 09, 2021

fuck you and your friends

When you insult someone by sayin "fuck you and your friends", which could also mean, that you don't wanna hang with thoes bitches

Like"fuck you and your friends, I'm don't need you bitches "

by Newbitch September 16, 2020

National Don’t insult your Boyfriend Day

June 25- forever

It’s National Don’t Insult your boyfriend day!

by Jeve Stone June 25, 2023

Your shape up

This is the definition of your far back inside out upside down kfc fried burnt chicken edges and your Ebola shape up

What is wrong with your shape up

by Jolicia:P February 02, 2019

Bully your shortest friend day!

13 december is: BULLY YOUR SHORTEST FRIEND DAY! So bully them. On 13 december.

Dood: WASSUP BROTHA
Short frend: WASSUP
Dood: YOU KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS?
Short frend: no?
Dood: Well, brotha. It is: Bully your shortest frend day!
Short frend: Dang it.

Shorties. Haha I am tall.

Bully your shortest friend day!

by SoupDaily December 09, 2021

Youre getting it tonight

Youre getting dick in your ass. Thats it.

Person 1: "I didn't finish my part of the project last night"
Person 2: "Youre getting it tonight."

by mrcousineaudiddiler April 23, 2024