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Door

When the cops come to your door and your homie tells you to hide the drugs in his ass and you put it in there then he moans and then he nuts all over you and the cops and gets the cops pregnant.
*Police Sirens*
Friend: ``What is that?``
*People Come Up to the Door*
Friend: ``Quick! Hide the drugs in my ass.``
*Sticks it up his ass*
*He starts nutting all over us and the cops*
by Moai January 24, 2023
mugGet the Doormug.

Door step

Door stepping someone is when you get on your hands and knees behind someone and your mate pushes them so they fall over you.
Babe let’s go door step that prick
by slagofthenorth30000 April 9, 2021
mugGet the Door stepmug.

vermonting the door

To aggressively scrape the bottom of the car door on the high granite curbs of small town in Vermont.
Andy was vermonting the door so bad in Brattleboro VT that we had to get out of the car so it would raise up enough to be able to move the door.
by Double Z September 29, 2021
mugGet the vermonting the doormug.

door

A girl who is flat
not tits no ass
person1: Yo she's a fucking door

person2: ha yeah
by 70668 May 26, 2022
mugGet the doormug.

Two door spec

A low to medium profile hatchback shitbox from the late 80s to early 90s. For example, the Mitsubishi Precis, Ford Festiva, Pontiac Le Mans, Honda CRX, and of course the quintessential Geo Metro. This type of vehicle is not to be confused with a Smart Car, which is essentially an even shittier golf cart with doors.
A two door spec is the perfect cheater car for a car audio setup.
by Jizz.Farmer May 2, 2019
mugGet the Two door specmug.

door unlocked

Do you want to see me tonight? Door unlocked
by Jay Riley January 30, 2018
mugGet the door unlockedmug.

Shut that damned door

When you open a door and your aunt yells at you to "SHUT THAT DAMNED DOOR" if you didn't close it within a timeframe of 0.0000000000001's of opening the door that was spoken of.
by Shut That Damned Door July 28, 2019
mugGet the Shut that damned doormug.

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