Titty Taxi

A taxi that is driven by a sassy fat chick.

"Sorry I'm late for work, I took the titty taxi."

by W3453L June 14, 2013

Titty Seizure

A massive convulsion throughout the body from a lack of exposure to the female breasts. There is only one known cure.

Titties.

Before Randy could put an end to his nemesis, he had an intense titty seizure. The timing could not have been worse. Randy dropped his gun, letting Tryone kill him with a 2x4 strike to the head.

by Larry the Monkey August 28, 2010

soup titties

Describing the jiggle of a women's breast with each step she takes

Man, did you see those soup titties

by Yesplease May 25, 2017

titty nibbler

The action of gnawing or chewing upon the nipple and surrounded boobage

Blake commonly titty nibbles upon Alex's delicious breasts. She claims he is the best damned titty nibbler in the tri-state area.

by Masked Titty Nibbler on Alex May 3, 2014

Tittie Gator

1. A swamp-dwelling reptile that feeds solely on boobies.

2. What you yell when you grab your girlfriend's boobs, especially in areas that have alligators.

gf: It's a little scary walking down this dark road in the swamp. I hope the gators are asleep.

bf: Tittie Gator!!! (Grabs Boobies)

gf: I hate you.

by levarselosmonos September 23, 2016

titty tag

titty tag is were girls go around tagging their friends tits (boy or girl) until they all hurt

FUCK THAT TITTY TAG HURT SO BAD YOU COULD HAVE GIVEN ME BREAST CANCER!!!!!!

by Chloe7789 December 2, 2018

Titty Slapper

A Titty Slapper is someone who thinks they are big and scary, so they proceed to slap their titties, also known as a Chest Pounder.

Man, did you see Derek last night when he got into that fight?
Yeah man, he is a real Titty Slapper

by JoshKent February 10, 2019