El Caballo

Although, merely human, this man is typically confused for a centaur, usually due to his large endowment. El Caballo definitely doesn’t skip leg day and avoids soy products at all costs due to their tendency to cause a spike in estrogen. Subsequently, he is also hated by beta males. Fueled by croquetas and chocha, El Caballo wants and welcomes all the smoke. Also notorious for full mounting women and sitting on their faces. Despite the haters, El Caballo always stays sucker free.

“Holy shit, does he have three legs? Must be El Caballo”

“Bro, that guy doesn’t give AF what anyone thinks about him and says lo qué le sale de la pinga… ese es El Caballo”

“It’s doesn’t matter that it’s 3 of us and just him… he’s has enough dick for all of us, he’s El Caballo”

by AnonymousCaballo November 23, 2021

El Tequileño

Someone from Tequila, Mexico.

Estoy cenando con Luis. (I'm having dinner with Luis.)
Quien es Luis? (Who is Luis?)
El Tequileño. (The guy from Tequila.)

by anonymous October 23, 2022

El Panici

(el)-(pan)-(ichi). used when you want to be raceist to mexican people.

El panici you taco sucking beaners!

by Pablo De Fortnite October 9, 2024

EL STOPPA

Ever wanted to sound both childish And Spanish?

Bob: *slaps the spainish kid*
Spainish kid: EL STOPPA *random gibberish*

by Who the heck even saw this? December 2, 2019

El Plan

a *slightly* racist person

"Have you heard about those comments that charles made? He's such an El Plan"

by Ewan David Walker October 2, 2023

el panini

(ehl)- (pah)-(knee)-(knee)

being racist to a mexican person

your an el panini beaner!

by le fortnita des monies October 21, 2024

El Paso Hello

Being woken up abruptly by a sharp punch to the dick.

Dalton was rudely awoken by an El Paso Hello.

by Frenchy55 December 14, 2022