Dusty Cock

A dusty cock is the residue, ie. jizz/ pussy juice combo, left over after banging a slam piece. When dry this jizz/pussy juice combo often leaves a white flaky substance also know as "dust".

"There is no way to avoid the dusty cock after a long night of raw dogging a slam piece"

by DePauty February 3, 2010

Meaty Cock

A cock thats about as thick and juicy as the Hulk's fully flexed forearm

John "Hey guys my plumb stick is 4 inches hard does that mean i have a meaty cock?"

Kevin "Dude my meaty cock is hangin 13 inches soft.."

by MC plumbing CEO February 17, 2013

Alarm Cock

1)Waking up someone ,usually sleeping next to you ,by inserting your penis (morning wood) into any part of their body including but not limited to, vagina, mouth or anus. 2) waking up your significant other by placing your hard cock(erect penis) on their back or a few light slaps to their face.

Your significant other says " I love waking up to your alarm cock so much better than the buzzer on my alarm clock "

by Morning Woody November 30, 2015

cock retainer

The device, a.k.a. underwear, that retains the cock

At the club my cock retainer prevented a full boner.

by READAAR March 21, 2006

Blocking the cock

When someone prevents, accidentally or intentionally, two people from having a conversation or intercourse. Blocking the cock can be done by jumping into an existing conversation, positioning oneself between two other people, or drawing attention to oneself.

Girl A: Nick and I were talking when Sophia comes over and starts asking me about homework!

Girl B: I know, she's always blocking the cock

by blocking the cock June 15, 2011

Cock Snorkling

The act of holding a penis next to your head as you suck on a teste.

"I should've got this chick some goggles, 'cause she was straight cock snorkling me."

by CockCousteau September 1, 2011

Cock Blocker

Some one who stops you from getting a number. the Cock Blocker does this by coming over to you and the other person and completely ruin the conversation.

Jon- So can i get your number?
Allsion-Su-
Cock blocker- So, jon, told her about your AIDS yet? i dont think she'll like that!
Allison- oh wow! cya!
Jon-dick...

by NothinMuch2BSaid June 30, 2009